I agree with the heart of what you say, but if an author doesn’t deliver a book, they are on the hook for paying back the advance.

Felt the same about the Chip Kelly era. Bonus was that I won my fantasy league the same year the Eagles won the Super Bowl. I had a clean break from all things football. But just all my bad habits and decisions, I just could/didn’t let go.

What a world we live in where "fuck" is the euphemism. 

What was my Dad’s opinion towards our prized possession Khalil Mack? “Paid the stupid fuck...”

You’ve pointed out a poignant and defining flaw of the human character, and you will die alone, probably from an infection caused by excessive penile chafing after an all-night edging session.

Those days are called Saturdays at 9:30 with Mistress Breanna, and I’ll thank you not to kink-shame me.

I typed this out thinking I would conclude this ranting about how that play has made me a worse person than I already was,

“Oh, but when Patrick Mahomes does it, he’s the new ‘It’ guy.

I don’t.

Brutal self own.

PR Tactics was one of the best entries in the series, second only to PR7.

If I went there, as much as is my wont, I would say “I don’t have a drinking problem, I have a drinking solution!” so many times that no one would ever talk to me. So, really, it sounds like heaven.

That OKRA place sounds really awesome.

Yes, please! Medium rare.

John Harbaugh approves this logic.

Guess we’ll never know the one true outcome of what happened in right field.

I’ve talked to a lot of youngs too, and I’m not convinced they’re much better.

Did he go to Bovine University - Arby’s Campus?

Motherfucking yassss!!!

It’s so pointless, someone got paid to write an article about how pointless it is, because it’s so pointless, you see.