An obligatory GFY for your shitting on a cheesesteak, but if you ever visit, check out Nick’s Roast Beef, Tony’ Luke’s, or Cherry Street Tavern.

A lot of the strategy of the game, the beauty of the game, it’s all gone.

My ex boss was 100% this way. Every time I tried to help her navigate a website, or even the Word ribbons, was a timesuck ordeal, and she wouldn’t take it upon herself to learn how to manage the CMS for the website we hired a vendor to build. On one hand, it enabled me to become “indispensable” and gain the trust to sh…

Likewise!

Don’t over think it.

Name checks out. And I wholeheartedly agree.

History, common sense, being at least 3% aware of how America operates?

To be perfectly honest, I think that’s what the NFL ought to have done in the first place—admit they withheld medical information in the past, paid out a lowball settlement, and then let all games proceed with the “At Your Own Risk” caveat of “We already admitted the dangers in court, and now there’s no grounds for…

And as a fellow English major/now communications specialist/writer/editor, I think this was a good question! I usually stand on the side of stretching expressions, because the writing I do can be very, very tightly constrained by the gatekeepers I deal with day to day. 

“I forget that his knee was hurt,” said head coach Kyle Shanahan.

You must be a Hollywood producer.

Oh, the hammy performer with the tennis racket prop thinks “funny don’t make money”? Yes, this all completely checks out.

But the article doesn’t say “threw a two hitter”; it says a two-hitter win. His outing only yielded two hits and he earned the win, so it’s still an accurate description. You’re being very petty.

Sure. The reliever has a no hit appearance. Is -er your only semantic qualm? Seems kind of petty.

“We take it t once game at a time... next man up...give 110% of your cartilage/neurons to the game...rub some dirt on it...no one coddled (re: set reasonable boundaries) for me so today’s players can just do the same (re: I don’t have the independence or flexibility of thought to even consider a different approach…

I love that “But he wanted to play!” excuse, as if

Why do I do this to myself.

You might have a problem with analogies.

In the cosmic sense, what does anything really have to do with Demarcus Cousins, man?

In a universe of infinite expanse, these two situations truly are one and the same to an apathetic god.