From now all, all teams should be forced to use the new league-approve Kyle Longs that are guaranteed to cause .0000001% less injuries to teammates at practice.

Kids, kids, you both can be right!

Should we care? Only in the sense that when you oversell things, it gets used against you by your enemies. But then, they’re going to do that anyway.

Homie got his feet wet selling crack in his community and shooting his own brother. I mean, I grew up in a similar-ish neighborhood, and I have at least a minutia of sympathetic understanding for what people “have to do” to survive, but selling out black people for personal gain has been on his resume for a minute and…

But, this is not just the work of our officers and public officials alone, but all of us, individually (and) as a community must put in the effort to recognize and come to terms with our own personal prejudices and biases.

I mean, you joke, but...

The “great Russia freakout”?

Been that way for like, literally all of human history. 

“Political malpractice” is at least as accurate a tagline as ‘The Truth Hurts.”

New here?

At least as douchey as all the “VAR IS RUINING FUTBOL” articles.

He only ever changes at all because the plot demands it of him.

Ditto, and at about the same exact age, too. I was utterly shocked to find out that people didn’t like it.

I mean, who the hell’s ready to be a head coach? You have a resume that you check off the list and everything?”

Can’t this be a situation in which there are no winners, only escalating levels of losers?

I have the same feeling about Japan. Never been there. How does anybody??? 

Me this morning: “My stomach feels a bit off...I think I’ll hava salad for dinenr tonight.”

Not a Falcons fan, but at a SB party with one person who was a Pats fan, and I was insufferable for that entire first half. Considering it was the first time I’d met the person and have never seen her again, I really should have left at halftime.

You must be new to the Internet.

Should ave probably changed it to Lambsafe-Allthetime