I’ve been hit by 3 bikes and 1 car, so I totally agree with your assessment.

This is synergy at its most optimal, a zenith of future-forward ideation with virtually endless possibilities of verticals to induce market saturation externalities.

Kinja commenters, resemble!

get back in touch with my roots

Other things with creepy downsides:

Most likely in Chinese

So far in the comments, Nathan Peterman has been likened to a honeydew and moldy kumquats. If I were 13 again, there’d be a gay joke in there somewhere.

Yes.

Your take may be off base, but I’m giving a star for generating a good set of responses that was far, far, far better than what-the-fuck-ever happened in that booth.

Shit, I do that. DO YOU KNOW ME! I submit that you do not.

I’m glad that I can agree with both sides of this argument at the same time.

Motherfucker...I’ll kidnap Drew myself, Celtic Pride style, to get a Ratto Funbag next week.

Goddamnit Hamilton, stick to sprots!

Judges also would have accepted “uppity,” “ungrateful,” and “go back where you came from.”

Nor does he fit into his clothes as well.

Holy shit, Carl is our President.

This is real genius here.

You ain’t lying. But then there are also the times when the Eagles systematically dominate every phase of the game, leading to inexplicable takeaways and stupefied opponents. And that game is also against the Giants.

The guy who promotes artificial hype in service of hand-to-hand combat for profit is a bully? The hell you say!

Yes.