You’ve pointed out a poignant and defining flaw of the human character, and you will die alone, probably from an infection caused by excessive penile chafing after an all-night edging session.

Those days are called Saturdays at 9:30 with Mistress Breanna, and I’ll thank you not to kink-shame me.

I typed this out thinking I would conclude this ranting about how that play has made me a worse person than I already was,

“Oh, but when Patrick Mahomes does it, he’s the new ‘It’ guy.

I don’t.

Brutal self own.

If I went there, as much as is my wont, I would say “I don’t have a drinking problem, I have a drinking solution!” so many times that no one would ever talk to me. So, really, it sounds like heaven.

That OKRA place sounds really awesome.

Yes, please! Medium rare.

John Harbaugh approves this logic.

Guess we’ll never know the one true outcome of what happened in right field.

I’ve talked to a lot of youngs too, and I’m not convinced they’re much better.

Did he go to Bovine University - Arby’s Campus?

Motherfucking yassss!!!

It’s so pointless, someone got paid to write an article about how pointless it is, because it’s so pointless, you see.

An obligatory GFY for your shitting on a cheesesteak, but if you ever visit, check out Nick’s Roast Beef, Tony’ Luke’s, or Cherry Street Tavern.

A lot of the strategy of the game, the beauty of the game, it’s all gone.

My ex boss was 100% this way. Every time I tried to help her navigate a website, or even the Word ribbons, was a timesuck ordeal, and she wouldn’t take it upon herself to learn how to manage the CMS for the website we hired a vendor to build. On one hand, it enabled me to become “indispensable” and gain the trust to sh…

Likewise!

Don’t over think it.