Name checks out. And I wholeheartedly agree.

History, common sense, being at least 3% aware of how America operates?

To be perfectly honest, I think that’s what the NFL ought to have done in the first place—admit they withheld medical information in the past, paid out a lowball settlement, and then let all games proceed with the “At Your Own Risk” caveat of “We already admitted the dangers in court, and now there’s no grounds for…

And as a fellow English major/now communications specialist/writer/editor, I think this was a good question! I usually stand on the side of stretching expressions, because the writing I do can be very, very tightly constrained by the gatekeepers I deal with day to day. 

“I forget that his knee was hurt,” said head coach Kyle Shanahan.

You must be a Hollywood producer.

Oh, the hammy performer with the tennis racket prop thinks “funny don’t make money”? Yes, this all completely checks out.

But the article doesn’t say “threw a two hitter”; it says a two-hitter win. His outing only yielded two hits and he earned the win, so it’s still an accurate description. You’re being very petty.

Sure. The reliever has a no hit appearance. Is -er your only semantic qualm? Seems kind of petty.

“We take it t once game at a time... next man up...give 110% of your cartilage/neurons to the game...rub some dirt on it...no one coddled (re: set reasonable boundaries) for me so today’s players can just do the same (re: I don’t have the independence or flexibility of thought to even consider a different approach…

I love that “But he wanted to play!” excuse, as if

Why do I do this to myself.

You might have a problem with analogies.

In the cosmic sense, what does anything really have to do with Demarcus Cousins, man?

In a universe of infinite expanse, these two situations truly are one and the same to an apathetic god.

From now all, all teams should be forced to use the new league-approve Kyle Longs that are guaranteed to cause .0000001% less injuries to teammates at practice.

Kids, kids, you both can be right!

Should we care? Only in the sense that when you oversell things, it gets used against you by your enemies. But then, they’re going to do that anyway.

Homie got his feet wet selling crack in his community and shooting his own brother. I mean, I grew up in a similar-ish neighborhood, and I have at least a minutia of sympathetic understanding for what people “have to do” to survive, but selling out black people for personal gain has been on his resume for a minute and…

But, this is not just the work of our officers and public officials alone, but all of us, individually (and) as a community must put in the effort to recognize and come to terms with our own personal prejudices and biases.