I work in fundraising, so my entire job is pandering to that crowd.

Secured a ruling of “super duper extra innocent”?

Yeah, has she never heard of child endangerment or anti-suicide laws? This level of stupidity is horrifying and totally on brand for this era of regression.

Yeah, this feels like one of those “nothing ventured, nothing gained” kinds of excuses, where it’s like “Let’s just see if they’ll buy this...holy shit, it actually worked? That carte blanche we got for killing minorities just got a little blanchier!”

A few weeks ago, I was writing a piece about a center at my university focusing on global warming—which is literally referenced in the mission statement—but told to change the language to avoid offending possible donors who would balk at the term. I was so pissed I thought about quitting because, what the fuck are we…

Better than my suggestion of “Love You Long Time Kraft”

Did you ever think that maybe his wallet was shaped like a gun? you don’t know the WHOLE story, libtard!

“Dimensional”? Sounds like one of those manufactured words, like manufactured.

Meth?

I like the journey you took us on there.

“Well, he was reaching for his waistband. How was I to know that he wasn’t reaching for a gun instead of a wallet? Can’t be too careful.”

Boy, you think you’ve heard everything, and then you learn that you can show identification “in a very threatening kind of way,” and honestly, I’m surprised I’ve made it to 35 as a black man. 

“Oh my God, he was reaching for his waistband, SHOOT TO KILL!”

I love this analogy more than anything else right now. But, I am an anhedonic depressive, so take that compliment with lots of grains of salt.

Zion’s college = hype. Zion being a bust = letdown.

The best course would have been to just throw everybody’s keys into a punchbowl and see who goes home with who.

Man, this entire comment section is a litany of people not getting jokes.

So...has corporate support of PRIDE jumped the shark yet? Asking for a friend...

“I totally meant the sexism, but not the homophobia. And for that, I feel so full of....what’s the opposite of proud?”

This is the statement on the table: