And you were right!

So you think that a man having a penis means he is more suited to be a CEO than a woman? Because that’s the premise on the table here, not your blatant straw man diversion.

I first read that as “literal” black man, and it made absolutely as much sense both ways.

Better!

They are to self-reflection what vampires are to mirror reflections.

And why do they volunteer for opportunities to show their asses in public?

lol fuck no

Re: a literal turnaround of your last line, I bet you can find some sneakerheads who think women’s obsessions with shoes are silly. It happens. We have our blinders, but the important thing is that we keep our eyes open.

Or the 14th and 15th

Or this kind of bad faith bullshit:

Huh, well there that is. How that makes sense in the context he uses it, I have no clue.

Even the way he says it, with that gravelly, furtive voice...it creeps me out every time.

I honestly have no conception of what else it could possibly mean.

Cool bro. 

I swear to God, that has never not sounded like a reference to a pedophile in my ears.

He clearly wasn’t a team player, since his only true joy was playing with himself.

Yeah, that’s about exactly how I felt about it. And it takes me more effort to notice it picked the right word, then press Tab, than to just write the fucking word myself.

Same here, actually, especially if I’m not working from a pre-frozen version like Trader Joe’s or Bubba’s. A ground turkey meat burger is basically burger salad.

How am I supposed to feel about these new burgers? If only BK would tell me via some sort of special box.

Turkey burgers are the real upside-down burgers.