I really wish you didn’t add the /s. 

This is why I’m raising my kid in a hermetically sealed bubble until they are at least 37 years old.

I’m not sure if this was a case of burying the lead, or just exquisite comedic timing, but same.

Free associations yeah, but I think the strange fixations have long been a part of the Trump character.

If you really think about it, not paying bills is probably the most fiscally responsible thing you can do for yourself.

Fucking same. As soon as I got to “One of the major underlying issues is that most of these cities did not sign contracts with the campaign but instead believed the goodwill they extended...” I tuned out of the rest. 

All hail His Grace, Shamu Of the World of Sea, First of His Name, King of the Cetaceans and the First Men, Lord of the Fishes, and Protector of the Tank

Pretty much none of the situations in the first paragraph are analogous, and the general ethos around the site is that punching down is a dick move. The best team in the tournament celebrating the 11th goal in a 13 point blowout against the worst team is sports movie villain shit.

What might that be?

And honestly, not even the most disturbing on that album!

All I know is the “outraged chastity”; didn’t think they were killed at that time, but I’m no scholar of Celtic lore. 

Pronounced sell or kell? THESE ARE THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS!

Shockingly, Rapinoe seemed to treat this very grave and important matter as if it were a silly little issue worthy only of her laughing dismissal

I can promise you

Yeah, that kinda turned a fun story dark real quick.

Yeah, but does he mean the Boston Celtics or like, just the descendants of Boudica, or what?

Yeah, like, he actually ended a different article, with a headline accusing KD of “Fucking Up” the Finals, with: “What I am saying here is: Make up your mind, asshole! Either come back and play in Game 4, or go to hell!”

Does nobody understand SATIRE anymore?

Call me a Euro dandy all you want, but I prefer pot belge.

I couldn’t tell from reading the article whether they only re-examined the initial 10 states from the original study, or if they expanded to included every state that added a law between 1999 and 2017. If the latter, I wonder if some of the states with newly enacted medical cannabis laws were already at high risk of…