Yeah, I have. Either flat vertical or flat horizontal. Get out more.

Khalil Greene says, “Do you remember me?... Oh, of course you don’t."

He’s been in a bit of a slump, sure he’ll bounce back, but that was an outlier of even his expected performance. If he can give them at least one of those nights per series, they’ll be lucky

How dare you come to the Internet with a nuanced and reasonable assessment.

I don’t know how I have never thought of this before, but spot fucking on.

It’s about time a story about cops and a McDonald didn’t end so tragically.

That’s a hard “if,” but last night was damn fun.

So, the dogs come out, and the black students have to leave? Where have I heard this one before...

Someone came up with the moniker “Ben Simmons-Jenner,” and I can’t not think of him like that anymore.

Finally livin’ your best life, huh Magic?

Yeah, I agree.* But honestly, for me, something like this mostly comes down the media wanting to make something more of it than it actually is. Simmons might want to (or probably not; I doubt any player likes media availability) answer questions about how he’s going to prepare for the game, not “What do you think…

It was just an evaluation, and yeah, it was mostly an accurate one. But it harped more on things he doesn’t do than things he does well, so I wouldn’t say “pretty complimentary.” Don’t know what reaction you would have preferred he have, but the most/only important reaction is what shows up in the final and box scores.

If Simmons is in no position to drag Dudley for missing airballing a 3, Dudley is certainly in no position to drag Simmons for his credentials as a rising star in the league—both in terms of age and potential as a franchise cornerstone.

“related to basically the lowest unemployment ever for African-Americans.”

“related to basically the lowest unemployment ever for African-Americans.”

As opposed to the totally always appropriate presidential language used by the Commander in Tweets.

Those editors work fast; the power of community-based knowledge building!

Seriously. I typed the following out, then wanted to see if I was parroting anyone else’s point, so I will just add on to yours:

I know plenty of fine women who do burlesque, and will not sully their craft with such a debasing comparison!