And this one is definitely not getting the love it deserves.

Gotta disagree. Bad executives dont have the self-awareness to know they’re bad. By sheer dint of abdicating a position he is unsuited for, he might be the greatest executive in American history.

A person can still dream, though, and you can’t take that away from me, killjoy.

My God, I thought I had mastered baseless hate and pettiness, but apparently I’m only a goddamn trainee.

Point duly and deliciously noted. Girlfriend is from Chicago suburbs, so she has some explaining to do for not introducing me to that yet. 

So I've heard, so i'm intrigued. 

Believe you me friend, I’m all in on the transubstantiation of garbage to health with the slightest hint of greens. I was as surprised and horrified as you’d imagine to find out that I actually love a nice light meatless meal. Ditto Caprese salad.

Separate the clauses:

Ahhhhh this is the good shit.

I love a good “not really a salad” salad as much as the next avowed carnivore, but my girlfriend and I have been doing a really great spring mix/radish/cucumber/carrot salad with light olive oil dressing and lemon juice, and yes, young me hates what I’ve become, but not just for this.

That’s what I mean when I use the term, at least.

Was this the correct call?...Yes in that Moretti’s finger was in fact the last to touch the ball before it went out of bounds.

Pretty sure the only thing Trump would hear is “Fuck the poor.”

He’s a professional bootlicker, and that sort of subservience is about the only thing Trump respects.

Seems I cut off part of my comment, but the point was, why couldn’t they have Wrestlemania spread out over two days, like a music festival, and charge for per day and whole event tickets?

The bike was also charged with assaulting an officer.

Or, scoff, wearing a tan suit like some sort of Palm Springs nouveau riche.

There are logistical issues there, most of which come down to the difficulty of selling out a football stadium two nights in a row. Maybe you do the first one at a basketball arena on Saturday night, then. There’s also the risk of splitting crowd attendance; there were certainly a lot of people in my section at…

Between Trump going full “Max Power” with his decision-making and this incident recalling the clip of the Korean gymnast, we seem to be heading full-on into Simpsons world.

Receiving these hands, ya know?