“Smart politics” have no place on this site.

Fucking nice. I’m not even going to spot check for rhythm or meter.

You’re my reason for reason.

All good things must pass.

What about blowing inside the console? I wasn’t the only one who did that, right?

And if there’s anything ESPN needs, it’s more shouting.

Nobody saw this coming except everybody.

Why is “place” in scare quotes?

Enjoy the Petchesky Reverse Jinx!

Nothing hypocritical about that at all.

Keep this up, and I might believe you’re the real Yeezy.

Bryce Harper returns to the city where he spent seven extremely productive seasons and became the face of the Nationals

Lol rational fans anywhere.

Didn’t you see the word “Amazon”? Ergo, anything related is signs of our dystopic future.

Only in Amazon Russia

Trick question: I hate everyone and everything. Duke just had the most punchable face.

As a Truman Peyote supporter, I can’t help but respect your conviction. If only real voting had the same air of civility.

Damn, that’s a hard ass 22 years old. The wages of sin, I guess.

I believe it’s pronounced “authoritah.”