Hey, nobody’s ragging on your cord, dude.

TBF, I do this on a shoestring budget. Also, this is why I live on a shoestring budget.

“It just shows that he’s one of us! Sticking it to the fat cats!

You did a good thing.

Also, you want them to bring a lot of revenue to the team’s coffer without having to pay them much.

Best to
Understand
That
Histrionic and
Empty
Republican posturing
Essentially
Masquerades
An
Incredible
Lack of
Sincerity

I feel like I’m missing the joke here...?

The cop is there for security and to bring criminal defendants in and out of custody.

And with the patented “Barry Petchesky Kiss of Death,” I fully expect them to at least reach the ALCS

I first read the last entry as “Cashier” and didn’t even blink an eye at it.

Completely serious question: how many strokes or transient ischemic attacks do you think he’s had?

Why was he recruiting on Facebook? How did he have Facebook before 1988? I NEED TO KNOW

90% of my life is for the lolz and the other 10% is for the lulz, so I’m definitely going to try some Shake & Bake (or one of the alternates mentioned elsewhere in the comments).

I’m pretty sure that “playing the game the right way” is still dogwhistle-y, so that update falls a bit short.

TIMFL

oof

Definitely!

So many good choices!

I imagine the NFL will respond with that Jennifer Lawrence GIF.

You must now know HFM’s body of work. This is downright tame.