I’ve been making mustard based marinades for months after a recent bout of kitchen experimentation, and I never thought of using it as a fry coat. I think my life is completely changed—and cholesterol-wise, not for the better.

For some reason, i’m reminded not of the Chris Paul or Lance Stephenson clips from this week, but:

I’m having pork chops AND ramen, so suck on that.

There’s something incredibly endearing about the sort of equivocal feeling of his work, where you know where he stands on issues but doesn’t turn them into a kind of morality/critical pissing contest, even though he is espousing his viewpoints clearly with a healthy dose of sarcastic criticism. Last paragraph is a…

There’s so much magic in what Ratto can do with words and ideas.

Speaking as an Eagles fan who had to deal with perpetual disappointment on the biggest stages, Andy Reid is the goddamn best.

It’s a load-bearing pencil.

I’m outraged you’d say that.

Really wasn’t great that it was a couple of weeks after I saw Get Out. But so far, so not strung up on a tree.

Must be a sexual perversion. How can she smile like that? It’s fucking disgusting.

After seeing the tretirement headline this morning, and this story now (with no idea about the rumors in Dec/Jan), I had assumed the retirement announcement was based on progress of the case, not vice versa.

Well, it took a long time to get the Stormy Daniels images out of my head, but thanks for putting them right back in there.

My girlfriend took more than the recommended portion of her edible on vacation, and then got in a hot tub—and she has blood pressure issues to begin with, so it wasn’t a fun night to be in a remote cabin in the woods as, presumably, the only black guy within approximately 75 miles with a tripped out white woman…

Did she really need any verification, though?

Definitely remember a time in college when we had to stop a friend from going to the ER because he was tripping on a brownie. Also remember sitting in a room thinking “Well, this is it, I’m going to die” after eating a brownie.

SO POWERFUL.

Oh, sure, he didn’t ask for it, and like I said, he can handle/explain himself.

Ah, good to know. I haven’t listened to a Deadcast in months.

Reddit is for pinko-ass Commie free-speech hating fascists. The free speech loving fascists are on 8chan and Gab now.

If it were so easy to get something into a small hole, then there’d be no porn and max contracts would be worth roughly $300.