This sucks. Bosh is one of my favorite players and did a lot to make the Big Three era equal parts goofy and successful. I hope that if he can’t play again, he at least becomes a commentator or joins Inside the NBA.

It’s a shitty situation - the Heat obviously want Bosh to play, but not at the risk of his health or his life

Could be worse. I mean, blood clots aren't as devastating as the comet that wiped out the rest of his family sixty five million years ago.

I am also terrible at remembering names, that seems like a more common issue. Have they done an article on that before? Another one is misspelling/mistyping words. There are certain words I misspell/mistype EVERY time, no matter how long I think about it, it is annoying.

Interesting. Do you still find yourself accidentally typing “Jeter’s cock” when writing a story about ARod?

He couldn’t find a Cody or a Tyler to pass to, I guess.

It's true. Although I used to have coworkers: one had a dog named Brodie, the other had a son named Brodie that was a toddler. Had similar conversations.

I’m no mathamagician, but the average of 112, 107.1 and 107 is not 111.

He needs to avoid using slang to try to sound hip.

Tim it’s “things got lit” not “very lit” you never say very lit. You need a youth/teen correspondent.

I am shocked someone in this video is fat.

UPDATE:

Just this weekend??

This take is wrong AND bad.

With this and the basebrawl in Arlington, did Texas take all the crazy pills this weekend?

Odor has put some time in on a heavy bag. The bar is pretty low for baseball players, but that’s really a decent hook - really turns that hip over.

Let it be decreed that henceforth when the name Jose Bautista is said, no more will I think of a bat flip. I will think of his head swiveling from Odor pasting this pathetic palooka with a powerful paralyzing perfect pachydermus percussion punch.

I love how fans are chanting “USA!” as a Venezuelan punches and glove slaps a Dominican.

I laughed so hard at the off-balance glove slap. His right and left hands were in two completely different fights.

I mean, I get it. Liberte Chan strutting around in a cocktail dress is the last thing you want to see after a night of adulterated cocaine and staring down a half-written screenplay.