Clueless*

Holy shit I was going to make the same exact joke. Good show.

Labor unions, feh! Ronald Reagan showed those jerks what for, and we’re all the better for it. (We being the landed gentry, that is.)

This guy knows exactly what I’m talking about

Worst of all, it serves as a public notice that if you rape someone, you’ll probably be able to get your life back together again if you’re a well-off white person.

Things I like about this list: the actual food

Damnit, good thing I went through all the replies or else I would have just copied your comment. But oh well, I will do it anyway. This Bradley character needs to know how terrible he is.

Agoddamnmen

I would like to direct you to some delightful internet videos, but I’m at work right now.

“A man’s reach should exceed his grasp, else what’s a heaven for?”

Yeah, but even with a rising cap figure, if they got rid of “max” contracts (as a percentage of the team cap) and let players sign for whatever price they could command on the market, it would preclude teams from throwing out 2 or 3 “max” deals. They would, theoretically, only be able to offer 1 such deal and then…

Hmm sounds a bit like 10,000 Maniacs. Nice stuff.

They’ll always balk at contraction, but salary cap rules can be changed to prevent teams from being able to sign 2-3 max guys, thus letting more talent filter across the league.

it appears the Broncos might be trying to win public sentiment for an offer that’s more brag than substance.

I’m sorry being dismissive.

Pedantry. Pedantry is the big deal.

Steph Curry tried to toss in a teeny-tiny layup after the buzzer whistle for a foul on Shaun Livingston.

Of course you know; I was just reiterating that NFL contract terms are bullshit because if we say it for the billionth time, maybe there will be enough momentum of will to finally get them fully guaranteed.

Nah, I understood put it up just fine, and even if I hadn’t, I’d assume I could get it from context. Or that I wouldn’t attack you for it because I understand what “colloquialisms” and “Google” are.

It seems fine...unless they have structured it to allow them an out if Von gets injured/unproductive (which is exactly why the bare-bone details of NFL contracts are so bogus). That guaranteed money can’t be the TOTAL guaranteed.