I will cut you for taking a word-shit on Shrimply Tuesday

Not enough love

you will never be able to make not see it

Can’t someone refer to “zones” as the emotional and social availability someone else is inclined to offer you? I once saw a chart mapping out tiers of friendship, where you are able to manage the assortment of relationships in your life based on how you wish to engage with those people on a long-term basis. Once you…

He didn’t get into more Trouble for his past actions because men have a virtual Monopoly on NBA front office positions. He figured you can’t always strive for Perfection of moral character, because sometimes you have to take a Risk in life to get to the Candy Land.

eking out efficient little words that don’t open up too many doors for their opponent

This is about as much of as Bingo as I can imagine.

You can see the contempt in Rondo’s eyes when he goes back two moves and challenges Anthony to take a shot.

Ice Climbers?

And that is goddamn awesome.

Meh, every writer makes mistakes once in a while.

Has the internet jumped on the “Sad Randy” memes yet? That is a good memeface

Independents should be able to vote in both primary elections if they want - that is the benefit of being “independent”

I feel it would have been a good touch to play the Price is Right horn after walk 4

As a Philly sports fan, I have my own crosses to bear with perception and with dealing with people making fun of my team. Drinking helps.

I think I saw Kershaw smile on the field DURING a game.

Oliver was very good on camera when taking over for Stewart, and he’s has proven to hold his own show. Was this a veiled comment about attractiveness? If so, Simmons is a decent enough looking guy moving into his silver fox time, but he was pretty awkward any time I’ve seen him on live TV.

You are what’s good about sports fandom.

In Deadspin’s eyes, virtually every writer “sucks” or is a “hack” or a “shitbag,” and the same is true for every mainstream sports site by and large.

Hopefully, this is the closest we ever get to a four-point shot.