EDIT: Lilly has corrected me, it was in the article. I no read well. So Yes, I know i fucked up and didn’t read the whole thing, i don’t need 100 replies telling me, thank you.

The Boof Fallowing, brother of the Doof Warrior.

I gave Alcohol Free Mouthwashes a Try after getting used to Listerine, and I missed the burn. The burn lets me know it’s working.

I gave Alcohol Free Mouthwashes a Try after getting used to Listerine, and I missed the burn. The burn lets me know…

Ouch.

Marry Nicole. Don’t marry Jessica.

It still has more ports than a brand new MacBook.

Mentally ill people don’t get better. Don’t stay in a relationship because you think this is just a phase or you think they’ll improve if you’re just patient.

Have conversations EARLY, while still dating, about the important topics that could become game-breakers later: money (are you a saver or a spender), children/parenting, where/how you want to live (city/suburbs/rural area), religion, etc. Alignment on these topics can save a lot of arguments and hurt feelings later.

Honest communication is essential. After 9 years with my boyfriend, we’re finally getting the hang of communicating. If we had tried harder earlier a lot of tears could have been spared.

I’ve got a few:

Know when to walk away. If you are unhappy chances are that the other person is as well.

Be friends first, don’t rush things, and make sure you know how to be a *good* friend. Look for others with the same outlook. Don’t feel like every date has to lead to a relationship.

You’re not gonna marry your high school girlfriend, you idiot, so relax.

Boobs: They are like magnets. Which is probably why cokes stick to them

I like the Lovebird Challenge better.

I make it a policy to burn bridges hard after breakups, so I never got to find out what the exes who matter thought. When I found out my ex-fiancé had gotten engaged though (a couple years before I was happily committed), I went and got drunk and talked mad shit about him and his bride to a sympathetic friend.

No way. Your relationship with your ex ended. There’s no need to work your new relationship around your old one, it should be independant. If kids are involved or you and the ex stayed very close friends then that may warrant a more personal announcement - akin to how you might tell your parents, since you presumably…

No. You aren’t dating them anymore, they aren’t family, and it’s none of their business. Why would you?

I believe it. That’s why there’s marijuana.

The difference? They really don’t understand sexuality. Obviously. Or they couldn’t possibly question/compare the molestation of underage girls with the perfectly natural curiosity of a child.