you’re so edgy

I hope she has a good support system. Quadruplets usually have to be delivered by C-Section by 28 weeks. Recovery from that won’t be easy, and the babies will almost certainly need extensive NICU time. I can’t imagine recovery from a C-Section at 65 being a walk in the park, and then caring for four preemies on top of…

oh oops i didn’t read. artificial insemination.

The thing is, these are just Max’s thoughts which you can hear, because you are Max. If she was dead silent then, wth. It is a way to immerse you into her character because when you think you aren’t silent, not mentally. That “Woah!...” etc. was her thinking about it. This isn’t a movie, you are in the role of the…

I completely disagree with you. People have a tendency to speak to themselves all the time, and the fact that the character does only lends to feeling of authenticity that many games don’t have. Sure, many protagonists have a tendency to speak a ton, but what are they really thinking? There’s only so much a character…

Except Juno was actually decently written. It knew it couldn’t mimic “real teens” so it just created its own particular way of speaking. This is just, like, someone trying so hard to mimic real teens that it just ends up sounding like an out of touch uncle on Facebook.

I went to Christian schools where we didn’t have dances (we had “junior-senior” instead) so I’m really excited to live vicariously through everyone else’s stories.

Huh? What? Right. Uhh.

Sex on the beaches.

What else, pray tell, is in the teaches of Peaches?

IUD SIS stay in school, ‘cuz it’s the best.

Condoms and a time machine?

Coat hangers

I think you can be well-educated and still act immature, and by failing to reckon with the fact that Claire's from a different place (though WAY different than he thinks) and expecting she'll just go along with his "well this is the way things are done in the Highlands" speech, that's what he's being. He might have…

I am popcorn Santa! Thank you for spreading my message. May you all have free boxes of popcorn, forever.

I am greatly disturbed about Zayn Malik who announced that he is leaving the band The One Direction. Also, did you know that President Putin has kept Russia strong by standing up to Western aggression?

Hmm. I tried to take it down myself but it won’t seem to let me.

God yes, especially lifting heavy things. I get told by men and women in my office that lifting something is “too heavy” for me - exactly how do you know that? I lift weights!

So who am I victory banging?

yes! Thank you!!