I especially can't wait for the climate change episode airing in two weeks... on Fox!

Fish mouth bullets: I'm pretty sure the fish doesn't understand inertia like we do, it's probably a more crude understanding like our medieval concept of impetus.

I live in a medium-sized city and my commute to work is 5 miles that is mostly flat. Perfect for biking except for the fact that the trip would be completely unfriendly, i.e. streets are too narrow and perilous for the cars as it is. Any time a bike is sharing the road people freak out and forget how to drive and/or…

Yep, you are correct. Math is hard and I'm off by a factor of 10. That's 462 beers per 'merican per year. Now I don't feel so tough.

This = 46 beers per 'merican! I'm doing my part and also carrying my household.

Canada has dibs on Moon-Detroit. Anyone else?

USM, United States of the Moon. This works for me.

In space no one can hear your sonic tractor beam.

Thanks for the writing tip! My forthcoming novel will now include the table of contents mixed in with chapter 2.

You're right, this is already the system that we have, add 4k in the cinema and your list is complete. They just need to tweak the SD pricing to $1.99 on mobile and restrict it to that.

"Now boarding: Platinum, Gold, Silver, Copper, Preferred, Choice, Advantage, 1st class, Business class, Star Alliance Gold, Star Alliance Silver, Elite, Premium, Diamond."

My brother, who is about to get his doctorate in physics and astronomy, called NGT a sellout... I was confused until reading this, isn't the promotion of science a good thing? I get the impression that disdain for public scientists is common.

Of all the jobs that robots could replace humans, this is surely it. Sorry, Kenny.

Answer: not much, it's actually pretty small. It had to be, they didn't have enough mashed potatoes for a bigger one.

Dragon Lore. Unforgettable graphics when compared to Doom and Wolf3D at the time but horrible fight mechanics. Completely forgettable in every other way. I think I rode a dragon and shit.

And then there are things that are supposed to be be this way.

1. Found Jesus friends

I'm confused as to why they're even offering laundry detergent, I'm never leaving my house again. Screw you, clothing!

Endless fun

I always wondered if the voice-overs reverse translated to Japanese with the same cultural disparity. Subtitles don't count.