“When daycares send their infants, they’re not sending their best. They’re bringing colic. They’re bringing germs. They’re poopy. And some, I assume, are good babies.”

Pumping and dumping does not work. Breast milk contains the same levels of whatever contaminant you’re trying to dump as the bloodstream. You’ll just make more with the same contaminant. The only way to clear it is time. That’s like saying you’ll keep breathing out boozey breaths to get rid of the booze in the…

I was having a debate in step with this the other night. My main point is that it’s troubling that Sanders is continuing a campaign supposedly to exercise the will of the people, but the people have spoken and they didn’t pick him. To continue on with this just shows he’s not really that different from every other old…

I think I’ll enjoy it either way.

Man, let me just tell you, from the outside the entirety of the rest of the world thinks you Americans are really fucking stupid when it comes to guns & lack of controls.

Silly me. My husband and I (both hunting and gun-possessing citizens whose weapons were all legally purchased and are securely stored) just watched this and agreed with the vast majority Obama talked about. And I was remarking how I thought Obama did a really good job of reassuring people what these changes DIDN’T…

There is something about watching President Obama interacting with little kids that makes me believe he is a fundamentally good human being.

I see the resemblance!

For someone who is supposedly so privileged, he has really awful taste in food. I mean, you can get so much amazing cuisine in Mexico, and you go for fucking Dominoes? That makes me hate him even more, and I didn’t even think that was possible.

I think some people reach such a level of handsomeness that they go all the way back around into undesirable.

Reporter: Hey Mark, where did you get those earrings?

Look at you with all your sense making.

“Wage rates ideally would be established by the demands of the labor market instead of being set by the government.”

How is it that nobody is paying attention to the election? Does a huge swath of America live in isolation chambers? If it’s the case that nobody’s listening, then why the fuck does the cycle need to be so fucking drawn out? Limit the time for campaigns to six months and save a lot of money and aggravation.

Maybe they were pulled from Mitt Romney’s binders of women? (Political throwback, what what)

Who are these vacant eyed women who have no empathy for their sisters and friends? I just still can’t wrap my head around who they are out in the wild.

Imagine if Texas treated abortions the same as firearms.

Stages of me attempting to watch this, illustrated by Prince:

I started my morning with having a debate with a Trump supporter about why the term Redskins is deragatory.