I mean, you definitely don’t want to be her enemy.

Fuck: myself :)
Marry: myself :/
Kill: All three then their chances for winning with a scandalous sex tape or five. M. Night Shyamalan twist: the tape is a circle jerk love fest that would make Liberce look straight.

Kill.

Murder/suicide all three.

This is the only phone case I would be down with:

[quietly takes down Joe Biden poster from office wall]

I’ll give him something to smile about down under. Heyo!

Some of the smartest thoughts on the interwebs about parenting up above. Good stuff.

Here’s the reason we will never get rid of these endless, pointless parenting feuds : some (very insecure) parents can’t feel good about their choices unless they’re condemning someone else’s. Probably because the society at large seems set up to make parents feel bad about themselves, and they become defensive. The…

This. The greatest parenting lesson I have learned so far is to roll with the punches. My baby isn’t perfect and neither am I, sometimes I sacrifice my well being for him and other times I sacrifice his getting attention for my own sanity’s sake.

Biggest point of contention: babies are not all the same. They have different needs.

What takes real guts it to do what works for you, your baby, and your family, while politely ignoring the inevitable criticism, because no matter what you choose, someone will tell you that you are doing it wrong.

“Blessed are the meek, because they don’t post self righteous kinja replies to people who may or may not observe their particular brand of religion.” - Jesus

Har, you made a funny. Listen I enjoy Jez, but “objectivity” is a massive stretch...

I love Scott and Kourt and their progeny. Whatever.

I understand.

30 goddamned years? Someone could've murdered HER and gotten less jail time than that!

I searched celebrities born in 1988, because I am currently unemployed, and I'm thinking Janel Parrish, who is apparently in Pretty Little Liars and DWTS. She did some work before, but her break was in the Bratz movie, 2006, so her fan base is probably young. She was born in Hawaii, but her mother is Chinese, and she…

Fuck the police, kill the MTA, and marry NYU so that I can get free grad school tuition, then divorce it when I graduate debt free.

well she is poor girl, she dated Bieber