You're right, I don't know how to cook it. Which is why I've never cooked it, I've just eaten it cooked by people who I knew for a fact were excellent chefs. If cod were salvageable, they would've saved it.

Robin Thicke is trying really, reeaaaallllyyy hard to win Paula Patton back

I feel like they watched the ep and were like, "Hmmm....this isn't our best...not enough Escandalo. How do we keep from losing viewers without reshooting too much?" Then a genius says, "Shirtless Jake!"

oh hey Jake.....I got some beer...

I am not a hen. BUH-GAWK.

This will forever be the best product placement of all time.

Well now my upcoming pap smear has a whole new dimension of terror.

A comment about how what I eat makes me better than you.

Did you feed your kids? CONGRATULATIONS! You did perfectly, regardless of whether they got breast milk or formula. (Not to diminish the accomplishment of going as long as you did!)

I wasn't breastfed (I was adopted as an infant), and I turned out to be a beautiful genius.

Some people tend to overreact when they hear their exes are rolling back into town.

Just getting this out here, especially for new and expecting mothers: as long as you love your child and have their best interests at heart, whatever decision you make about them is fine. You will screw up at times and will have to make the least worst choice when faced with very crappy options, but unless if you're…

He can be the president of "In My Pants" ANY day!

When did Seth Rogen get to attractive?

There's more to working retail - and really any job then just the money on the paycheck. Most retail companies start you at minimum wage, treat you like crap, promote the worst human beings that they can find and expect you to be happy to be there.

Hell no, Jessica was annoying as fuck.

If my child had an adverse reaction to a vaccination I would NEVER encourage others to avoid them. I would want every child around her vaccinated as much as possible to ensure the herd immunity that would protect her. Because if she, by allergic reaction or neurological sensitivity, cannot tolerate vaccines she is…

To the anti-vaxxers: This is what whooping cough looks like in an infant. This is the misery you have wrought, you selfish, ignorant, scum-sucking assholes. I hope you all die in a fire.

Be careful even not with the public! My friend got some in-home help with lactation and development for her very premie daughter.