Funny, all I see is peaness?

ROOTING FOR TATIANA OMG LOVE HER. CLONE CLUB, BITCHES!

Yes, you may actively interest me in a Paloma!

"Well, according to the magazine, "she's super strict about what she puts in her incredible body." Then how do we explain her relationship with John Mayer?" Comedic brilliance right here folks. Hah!!

You know what? Good on Carrie for getting her ass to an acting class. Do I wish she had done it before the travesty that was The Sound of Music Live? Absolutely. I'm going to interpret this though as her learning from the experience and taking it as an opportunity to grow and really put the work in, if acting is…

Oh look, it's a wedding post, here come the judgey jezzies

Blue Ivy grows up to star in the remake of Wild Hearts Can't Be Broken and does all of her own stunts. Please?

I very strongly believe that she wears unflattering things intentionally to reinforce her brand ("Atypical Actress").

That fold really does hold it all in.

But in her defense, she's not wearing the fold-over yoga pants that I consider my Poor Woman's Live Action Photoshop. So, even?

Whatever gets you through the night, sister. These are trying times, indeed!

Sorry, I didn't see the bubble only what looked like part of the new Blair Witch film.

Listen, despite the fact that the New Yorker is blowing so much smoke up Martin Scorsese's ass that he could be the house in UP, this was a great, great movie.

Welcome to the Matrix.

I'm responding because it sounds like you genuinely may never have considered these questions from a more "extreme" point of view, and are not trying to troll. If that is the case, I applaud your open-mindedness.

I love how you posted that thing just to show people what OP was talking about, and now they are all jumping your shit like you actually are proud of it and put it on your wall daily.

I'm not a mother, but I do think that being a GOOD mother (a good parent, really) is one of the most challenging, societal needed, difficult, demanding and authoritative jobs you can have. To me, caregivers who do a good job raising children are higher than firefighters or surgeons, because they aren't just saving…

If I ever start a band, I'm naming it "Hot Mess Wedgie Factory"