THIS IS GIMAZING.

you, sir/madam, earned my star for your use of "KETCHUP FOREVER!!!" It was, in fact, the fourth ! that made me think "I shall use my power for good and recommend this statement." Ketchup forever, it is true. There is nothing more amazing than ketchup.

Um, aioli is basically just fancy mayo. But hey, why bother to look up what something is before you use it as a blanket statement to shun someone else you don't know on the internet?

I guess you're right, they didn't hit it BIG BIG until 8 or so. I still maintain that they are a little more grown. For some reason I feel like music stars in general go more off the deep end than television/movie. I wonder why that is-we need funding for a serious study, you on board HarvestMoon?!

this is maybe the smartest thing I have ever read. Though, I see your Mariah reference, and raise you the Olsen Twins. They hit it big like immediately, and as much as it pains me to say, seem to be pretty normal by Hollywood's standards.

Also she needs to start wearing flats. Into it or not, if you can't walk in your shoes you look like a kindergartener playing dress up.

My almost one year old daughter fucking loves that song. She can be screaming and if I play the first few beats she is like a new girl. I hate that song. And I love that song. So many conflicting opinions. What I do know is I should try to record it and put it on YouTube so Ellen Degeneres will have me on her show and…

YES THIS. This is exactly what I've been trying to say for so long. It really sealed the deal when she wore that horrible prada gown that looked like a sofa and spent the entire evening with her shoulders up and to the front, I thought for sure she'd wake up a concave woman the following day. Ugh I hate her.

my first thought: I'd do it for pie

Does it look to you like LC is always cocking an eyebrow when she is photographed, sort of like "um, are you sure about that?"

Did you or anyone else on this page read cybergrrlz (sp?) which turned into purple pajamas when creeps started coming to the site looking for something it was not. Anyways, man i loved that website.

I shall forever now refer to it as "hyacinth days" ;) best typo of all time

Just tap on the door politely and say "hey sorry to bug you, is there a changing table in there?"

delivery > tabletop diaper change for sure :) it definitely would depend on the child(ren) like you noted. In your situation it wouldn't be as cut and dry as my hypothetical. I hope you have many "easy" days raising your child and also with the children you work with. You have a difficult job! :)

better than getting shitted! ;)

You and I can be on team "last to know" about the handicap stall changing table situation. There are restaurants I swore off in the early days that I need to go back to and investigate...I'm really missing out on some delicious fare from not knowing!

Know your kids, know your surroundings...the average 8 year old can definitely be responsible for the average 4 year old in a restaurant. Give the younger one a coloring book and the older one a slice of pizza...I just can't imagine a diaper situation SO bad that you can't take 1-2 minutes to get control of the…

I agree, and I'd NEVER go in there if there was a handicapped person who needed it. I don't putz around, we're in and out in less than a minute or so...and every time I have seen it, there is really nowhere else for the changing table to go, so it's one of those "we have to share the limited space we have."

I haven't seen one as nice as the one she describes, but I have seen very comfortable and helpful family changing rooms at places like Target and higher end grocery stores like Whole Foods and Wegman's (in the US, I noted she was in Australia, not sure where you are)

Thank you for saying this. I was starting to think that I was a horrible parent thinking this was a totally acceptable solution.