Thank you for saying this. My daughter is less than a year old but my husband and I are firmly in the "one child" ring and already I am getting asked when we're having a second. And, while it is literally none of these people's business, I tell them quarter to never, we are all extremely happy the way we are. And I…

It isn't because of the word "wedding" it is because the high level of needs and details that come along with it. I sell the big bad flowers, and I mean BIG (average sale: $25,000) but let me tell you something. A $25,000 corporate floral order is 100% less involved and detailed than a $25,000 wedding floral order.…

Must be all those balls I spend my days breaking.

I'm going to assume you're kind of joking? Is that like saying "I'm sure almost every woman on earth wishes for a bf/husband like William (royal, rich, powerful, able to support your every whim, etc)? What a massive overblown generalization. As far as having her own money it is most certainly her family's money as she…

Haha so does mine, and she's 2 months younger! We (well she, but until she stops gnawing on me, I demand co-ownership) are the proud owner of SIX teeth...what an exhausting process!

That totally makes sense...it's just like...I don't know, it isn't in her. I guess everyone could "snap" given the right set of circumstances, but she was so doe eyed and confused before, and then she got a drill and a little affection from Huck and she absolutely lost it.

I completely agree. She was so much better when she was confused about the whole thing, BEFORE she turned into mini-Huck. She was a great Gladiator. I know that characters get morphed to torture us, but my emotions are not conflicted by Quinn, my stomach is. Yucky.

OH! I get it now, I see, it all makes sense. I was so confused by feeling confused that I couldn't see what was right in front of my face. And now I feel even more stupid ("stupider" would be apropo right now!) Happy Weekend :)

Stupid question: What is YGB? (I consulted google and urban dictionary before asking...but I don't think that Papa Pope "Young, Gifted, and Black"ed Harrison, unless I really have no comprehension of the English language after 30 years of speaking it.

I completely agree, which makes me a little sad, because Katie Q. Lowes IRL I find to be rather endearing. I just HATE Quinn!

If there was a pinkdrinkbodycount.com website I'd do everything in my power to right the wrong. Not go on being a stupid ignorant twat who is suddenly like "takes-ies backs-ies! my bad! tehe, you just didn't understand! LOOK AT MY BIG RING AND FORGET!"

I can tell you that you will have a normal life. I have an eight month old, which I do realize does not make me the be all/end all of everything that is parenting, but I want you to ignore the apocalypse speakers. Everyone with children told me my life would never be the same (but it came across as it will never be as…

Also the woman in the story is/was three months pregnant when the mistake was found. The large belly is just annoying, the same way as when it is used for anti-choice signage...just used to appeal to our visual agreement with a big healthy baby belly.

a smart/resourceful bitch! I love my usually clean, always unlocked, _has its own entrance from the street_ starbucks restroom. And as an old basic mom bitch I love that my stroller fits in there, as my bladder has not yet recovered from carrying said child.

HAHAHAHA love some nerd humor!

I'm an 8.5...so you could tell me and I wouldn't take away the awesome from you. We could alternate shopping days to be sure we don't miss out on anything!

I should have definitely clarified which parts of the statement I was in agreement with. There are absolutely parts that I was rolling my eyes at, and I wrote a bit too quickly. Didn't see the two weeks on the great lakes until much further down, and obviously anyone who thinks someone who bravely faces gender…

I'm sure you're going to get piled on for encouraging a life of adventure and excitement as opposed to a life of 9-5 and children in front of the television all day long, and getting piled on on jezebel is the.worst. So, good luck.

OMG amazing. This made my day thank you :) grassroots campaigning in its purest form!

Perfect! Let's get gawker media to publish the press release. Hollywood will come a'knockin so soon!! :)