Woody Allen movies are essentially Nicholas Sparks novels for pseudo-intellectuals (or for a better visual, Woody Allen movies are essentially Nicholas Sparks novels with hipster glasses on): they’re formulaic, predictable, enforce shitty sexist stereotypes, are a little squicky, take themselves far too seriously,…

If this is true (which I highly doubt), Taylor better dump that mother fucker and write a song, stat.

I applaud you.

Wait is Marc Jacobs the one with the stalker that shows up every once in awhile claiming he ripped off her designs??

Agree on Scotland, not exactly shy after a few rounds.

This is hilarious. And as a short ginger in Scotland, I approve of the gumption.

Yeah if you pick up men in pubs in small towns across the UK and Ireland, they will probably have fun times with a new friend. Try Manchester, Liverpool and Leeds too. They may have less hatred towards Americans especially than London or Dublin and you will be treated like some kind of interesting person from a galaxy…

CORK.

THIS. I ended up dating a guy I was friends with when I lived over there, but we didn't hook up for months even though I was dying to because I didn't make the first move. Finally one night when we were out after about 10 hours of drinking, I slurred something like "Whhyyyyy aren't we having sex?" And he was like "oh,…

A close single friend of mine traveled all over Europe while in school. We stayed in close contact as she did some mattress dancing in the UK. I asked her if she had UK BINGO yet (...she was a scottish ginger short at the time, but have no fear! She got it done! )Thus started the most hilarious game of Euro sex bingo…

I can't speak highly enough of Ireland. Lots of visitors, everyone is in a good mood, and drinking in the afternoon is a national pastime. I've never been hit on or been bought so many drinks in my life. And let me be the first to point out this was not a time in my life where I was particularly well dressed or…

- Avoid Italy: the macho, man baby thing turns me off

It doesn't matter where you go. Because there will be Australians there. Find the Australians.

The youth hostel.

I haven’t done this in awhile, but now seems as good a time as ever to do the Lord’s work. A few of my all-time favorite Gwyneth quotes:

I propose amie intime.

I have lived on the west coast for decades without noticing this bizarre uniformity you describe.

I say this as an Agnostic—this is an incredibly annoying comment.

Kim actually looks nice, for once, I thought. I kind of can’t believe my eyes.