Using the Avenue Q definition, it’s absolutely schadenfreude. And that’s good enough for me!

Late to the party here but since I am equally outraged about Ariana's dress: It wasn't a jacket, it was a horribly designed dress, worn horribly by Ariana, with a typically horrible hairdo. Here's NeNe wearing it much better, as she isn't slouching like Ariana did through the whole reunion, and as she fills it out a…

Yeah, James, buddy, who are you trying to convince that your love is crazy, your sex is crazy and your dick is twice the size of Tom's, cause you're not selling us. But Kristen can't break up with him cause who would she point to when Tom tells her she's crazy and obsessed with him? NO, TOM, I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH YOU…

It's pretty obvious Bravo doesn't give them a wardrobe allowance. I thought Stassi looked dumpy, Scheana was self-conscious about her boobs falling out of her dress, and the other girl's maroon lace number looked like an 80's thrift store find.

Yeah, fuck them. And as much as they are clearly a better couple than Tom and Kristen ever were, still fuck them.

Side note: I was out in LA for my b-day in and there were several of these Vanderpump Rules people at the bar my friends and I were (getting wasted) at. Anyway, apparently "Stassi" is a person on the show (according to my friends)... and she was ordering a drink next to us at the bar and her card got DECLINED. I've…

Kristen is a hero. If I could have hung around my ex and his new girlfriend and bring up how fucked up it was every second of the day, I would have too. There is no shame in her game*

I don't feel like there get to be gatekeepers for who is allowed to say they feel queer.

Don't forget the condescending nature of that idea, which is that people who aren't poly are either in denial or less "evolved."

It's very nice that you found an environment in which you are happy, but I do wish people would stop deferring to evolution every single time. The people who write books and push the idea that humans "evolved" or "didn't evolve" to be monogamous or play football or drive a Toyota Cressida do so with very flimsy…

I have been enjoying this show so much.

I don't know why people don't seem to understand this, but you cannot diagnose anorexia just based on someone's appearance. Or any eating disorder for that matter.

Fun fact: We saw Kristina from Vanderpump Rules (aka Stassi's only friend) actually work at SUR.

She's worn all the colors...

I liked how Yolanda served him a single strawberry thinly sliced into like seven portions and then a baggie with about 12 different supplements as a breakfast before he went to soccer practice. That'll give ya the energy you need, boy-o!

I love Yolanda Bananas Foster even with her Lyme Brain and weird diet of 5 million individually baggied pills n powders n lemons.

It must be on purpose: "Look how clever and edgy and post-racial we are by being purposefully racist! yuk yuk yuk!!!"

It's not really that mystifying a question. He was in a band white dudes really liked 20 years ago. If the Grammys taught us anything it's that that makes him on the forefront of music today.

Seriously — if the meanest thing someone says about you is that your clothes are ugly, you're doing ok.

Those left behind on the show just don't have what it takes to pull off what Joan did so effortlessly. That woman had a caustic tongue and was rarely, if ever, apologetic about it. She was great. Abrasive and brash but on point. She had genuine wit. The others just sort of... smile stupidly, trying desperately to…