IS THAT SANSA AND ELLARIA MAKING OUT????????

I watch Bravo and the Bachelorette and all the other trash TV because my other options are THE NEWS and no thank you.

The show originally trafficked in bawdy but trite intimacies, but as its cast’s personal crises have intensified, its popularity has faltered.

You know when you meet a new friend and you’re like, You are fucking hilarious! And it seems like you have so much in common and she tells the funniest stories and it’s all sunshine and light and drinking too much and stumbling home but then one morning she calls crying and is like, can I borrow money for an…

Can we get Daniel as the Bachelor? It’ll be a train wreck but it’ll be entertaining.

God that was such a fucking waste of a season. And this season hasn’t been that great either. We’re finally getting some traction after last week, but damn.

Scandal really went down in quality after the Olivia-gets-kidnapped plotline. I’m not mad about this.

Made it five seconds before De Laurentiis did her usual thing of over-pronouncing an Italian word to the point where I’m not sure if she’s meta-goofing on stereotypes or trying desperately to be authentic.

Yes, but blood on a cut avocado will prevent it from turning brown.

That was my first thought.

SIX WHOLE DOLLARS FOR BUTTER LETTUCE?!????

Ballet Slippers is the worst as a single coat. I don’t even think it’s that great after three coats.

did you see who we made president or

BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO WITH THEIR LIFE THAN WATCH THAT MANY GODDAMNED MOVIES.

I don’t expect deep, probing analyses of racial and romantic dynamics from the Bachelor franchise. I never have. However, I do applaud any forum that has the ability to bring the reality of interracial relationships to a large number of people (who are most likely predominately white). And I thought it was handled…

OMG. I am SOOOO sex positive and you-do-you-y and nonjudgmental BUT THAT’S SO MANY PARTNERS OMG.

Like you said, you’re not American.

xoVain is a true loss

I would love it if Jez kept a running stream of bills currently looking for approval, so we could all call together daily about the same subject.

Sidebar—I really like Melania’s ensemble. Too bad the Apricot Pol Pot had to be elected for me to get to see it.