Those little striped socks touch my heart for some reason.

You’re right, losing Camille was a real bummer but it looks like they’re considering bringing her back!

Can we all agree that losing Kim and gaining Dorit is the biggest tragedy of the housewives era? God Dorit is terrible.

Dorit and the stupid pantygate story obsessing over Erika’s vagina may finally force me to quit this fucking show.

Also something that’s making me look at all of them differently is how many of them are from the South—clearly cast for Luke and then were stuck in it after the producers last-minute changed to Nick.

Oh, I totally disagree about Liz. I think she definitely wanted to be there and was there for the exposure. Nick was right on night 1 - if she was so into him, why didn’t she just ask someone for his number and reach out?

This girl was totally playing for the prize of being on Bachelor in Paradise and I bet she won it. I don’t blame her. Seems like the more fun show to be on.

A complete nightmare for everyone involved. And how do you prove that you own that one black suitcase in a sea of 22,000 black suitcases?

I want you to have this conversation and I want to be on speaker phone.

Like fully right in here? I’ve def experienced a drunken whoops, but like the door was closed. Do I have an unusually tight anus?

That’s enough internet for today.

I’LL FUCKING SHOW YOU WHY I’M CRYING, ROLL OVER MOTHERFUCKER

Did anyone else notice how readily Dorit agreed with PK at dinner? Almost before she had any time to digest what he said. It makes me believe that she automatically supports anything that comes out of his mouth because he pays her to. I mean, I can’t imagine anyone happily climbing on top of that toad if money wasn’t…

1) Where did she get that vacuum - 1972?

Cool spoiler.

I am wedding planning for 2017 and I am also sick of these trends. I only get my period every 2 months so it’s been impossible for me to collect enough menstrual blood to make my signature cocktail. 

The custom wouldn’t be as powerful if the local women didn’t *also* believe in it.

“HRH The Duchess of Cambridge”, if my eyes don’t deceive me. One must use the proper title!

It’s a sin to pin a name tag to that dress.