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It is!

YMMV: This option is not legal everywhere.

So Real World but these are unstable 30 year olds instead of unstable 20 year olds?

“When it’s with me, girl, you only need two minutes, because I’m so intense. You say something like, ‘Is that it?’ I know what you’re trying to say. You’re trying to say, ‘Aww yeah, that’s it!’ Then you tell me you want some more. Well, I’m not surprised. But I am quite sleepy”.

One of my favorite Gawker Media stories of all time.

How long have you been carrying that chip on your shoulder? It seems heavy.

Oh Fuck yes. Honestly my next request is Caity’s TGI Friday’s adventure into a show.

get the fuck outta here

Now I must prepare and consume two grilled cheese sandwiches, to settle the butter versus mayo question. The sacrifices I make for science.

I am optimistic about everything except Ariana Grande. I’m already biased against everything she does tbh, but the small snippet I saw was not working for me.

I didn’t know it was supposed to be Brit until I read ur comment (yes I read the article even but I’m tired as fuck). Anyway I thought it was Tara Reid

I have to say that I love it, but only if I ask for it. Rub my belly out of the blue, unasked, and I will assume that you are commenting on its prominence, which will earn you some sort of physical attack. But rub my belly when we’re lounging around and I request it? Perfection.

I feel like this wedding involved hay bales and maybe an old unicycle.

I can picture him reciting them is his fantastic voice. Oh, I really do need to go back and re-watch that show again!

#Rentatag

Sounds like a company Tom Haverford came up with

I thought of the Amy Winehouse song, Me and Mr. Jones. #millenial

When Betty faded away this season and Libby’s arc was wrapping up I thought the show was basically over. I want these actors to get better jobs because this show devolved so far from the real Masters and Johnson story that the ending they would’ve done wouldn’t have been authentic.

wearing an ascot and toting a glass of wine.

Ascot guy: “I say old chap, they’re now selling discount free-range escargot. How garish! This is what Trump has wrought upon the proletariat! The scoundrel!”