The barley incident just begging for someone to step up and say “what’s good for the goose is good for the gander.”

The HIV Vaccine Trials Network (HVTN, cited in the article) is a multi-country collaborative effort that includes US researchers and has had several earlier vaccine candidates, including a couple that made it to human trials. There are certainly huge amounts of money pumped into HIV research, but the reason we don’t…

Or this medicine business be some hard shit?

Just to put that 31.2 in context, last year’s flu vaccine was found to be 47% effective, the year before was 19%.

This is clearly Kris Bryant of the Chicago Cubs.

I’m getting young Norm Macdonald after two bottles of wine.

Some how, in my mind, Hillary has gone from being my political candidate of choice to, like, my mom. I want to be like her, and I will fuck someone up to defend her.

On election day this week, I found out that I got an interview with Boeing for a paid internship this summer. I was elated. It is literally the path to my dream job. I was prepared to get smashingly drunk that night to celebrate getting an interview opportunity and seeing the first woman President. We bought champagne…

I think it’s clear that it was. Then I faxed it into Kinja.

Was that picture made by holding your TV against the copier?

Okay, I admit I know this. That was the “Twighlight” baby’s name.

I honestly feel like he told his audience what they wanted to hear but he gives zero fucks about it and won’t prioritize it. I’m cautiously optimistic that we don’t need to get too frightened over it.

The longer he stands there the more likely it is that his presence becomes disruptive to lots of other people getting to vote. Larger crowds, the bystander effect (e.g. people are paying more attention to him and not going about their own voting as rapidly as they should) and all that jazz. Getting him in and out of…

I live in Seattle, so a few days ago I sat down on the floor with my 4 month old and we talked about the pros and cons of each candidate and initiative, then filled out my ballot and mailed it in.

It’s not too late to change the words to “poker face” to “woman listening face.”

Poor Chris Christie. I hope he gets a disguise and goes to the show. You know he doesn’t want to miss this.

“Mariah Carey posted a picture of herself and Stella’s cheek”

THAT CHEEK!!!

Ok sure, I know he’s heavily inspired by previous artists but he’s so good at what he does, it seems more like an hommage to me.

My attraction to Bruno Mars and his voice is a mystery to me that shall remain unsolved. It’s just there. I have accepted it.