I’d rather watch an entire season of an unhinged Bethenny Frankel than watch one more minute of the BH housewives bowing down to Yolanda Hadid and her temple of bullshit.

“hymn and ha?” Is this some regional variant? I always see “hem and haw” for this situation.

My god... the ellipses...

Came in to make this exact post. “Joey with his teenie pizza!”

This was the plot of a moderately funny episode of Friends.

Whenever your friends suggest an activity that requires a lot of money being spent, suggest something else. If they want to go to a night club, suggest a movie night at home. If they want to go to a ball game, suggest a nice nature hike instead. If they want to go on a trip abroad, suggest spending a long weekend in…

BUT THE BABY ISN’T HERS!

Just wait until the dead sister comes back with a completely new face and identity!

My absolute favorite part of the show:

Her first scenes were filmed in her apartment and it was HIDEOUS. The dining room in the Berkshires house is something else as well.

I made it nice!!!!

"The only thing worse than trout mouth is trout snatch."

Luann using and mispronouncing the word “schtooping”

The hat Sonja wears to get her vag redone.

• Ramona tells Bethenny she’ll get her a tea, and then gets the housekeeper Len to do it
  

It’s the cases of Snapple, Gatorade and Fiji Water that get me. How big is the entourage that he travels with? I think he just stocked his pantry for the Memorial Day weekend.

I find I can get a lot of mileage when I talk to my other friends who watch with “that one dude with the face and the hair??”

My fave will still be the chick who kept the condom in her vag for the better half of a week.

What the fuck did I just read? I know people love to talk about revenge and all, but getting together a (admittedly small, but still) mob and beating the shit out of someone, which is, in fact, also a crime, and then bragging about it online, doesn’t seem like the best idea.

I’m into the comments on these horrific posts that are tearing the site and authors to shreds. The gynecologist one, this horror show, and one about gathering together a gang to assault your rapist with a homemade deadly weapon.