Ugh, yeah, we need a new category, instead of bridezilla, for brides who think they’re doing everything differently and aren’t. I was one of those (I like to think, to a slightly lesser degree, but perhaps not); I was all, I don’t want to make my bridesmaids buy new dresses! I don’t want them to exactly match! Just,…

Some of them aren’t good for floppy tittied girls like me either. It really seems to help to have a naturally perky set of boobs.

(Glances down at her....shoes....) Yeah, you can pry my padded bra out of my cold dead hands.

Yessssssssssssss. God she’s funny. I didn’t even realize people didn’t find her entertaining AF. She needs her own show again so I can watch even more of her. But it’s true, she is best when she has a worthy opponent who she can verbally slaughter.

I fucking love Bethenny. She's the reason rhony is the best one.

I have five. In various sizes and colors. After I learned that they’re pretty much waterproof, I went a little overboard (also, always the long straps. Never short.) They’re perfect for my half-bike, half tram commute and they hold everything.

I work at a club doing coat & bag check in NYC!! Lots of girls have these and they are very sturdy. Some girls had bricks in those!!

The LL Bean Hunter’s Tote in camouflage comes in 3 sizes. I have the medium for everyday use, and I like the zip close version (though they make an open one as well). Get it monogrammed in neon orange (just one of 47 choices), and you have one hot tote for only $39.

pic of me at work

WHY DID THESE PEOPLE GO YACHTING IF THE DAMN GAME MATTERS SO MUCH??

I think the real tragedy here is that we will be subjected to another 72 episodes of ‘Big Bang Theory’.

OMG - remember the pink jeans??? Or Simon and Alex talking about how their home was just as nice as being in the Hamptons and that they preferred to spend their money on a trip to the Caribbean instead of a summer house - and then they cut from them sitting in their kiddie pool in the backyard to Ramona sunning…

Counterpoint: this season of NYC is already kicking ass - and that’s at least partially due to Dorinda’s very not handsome, not rich and not silent boyfriend being in there like swimwear when it comes to the drama.

Totes agree. I love where RHONY ended up. Especially Ramona and The Countess.

Also really glad they lost Heather and Kristen. They were uncool.

Unless they’re handsome, rich, and primarily silent, RH husbands are generally the worst. Half the reason last season of RHONY was so good was that almost all of the women were unattached divorcees or widows over 40, which made for interesting TV of broads doing the kind of stuff broads do. And the last season of…

Only BH though. And a little NYC.

Worked out great for Paul Nassif and Terry Dubrow.

BEAUTY THREAD!

[makes stud finder joke]