If you had $21,000+ to spend on a ring, is Kay Jewelers really your jeweler of choice...?! I’ve never heard good things about their quality, and if you’re making that kind of financial investment, I’d think you would get a much more unique and well-made product if you went to an independent jeweler, not a chain. Or if…

Nooo they were the only ones selling reasonably-priced underwire swimsuits that were targeted to mid-20s/30s crowd. Where am I gonna go now?

Ladies and gents: I’ve been here at Jezebel for a loooooooong time now and I would like to welcome you all to Jezebel Wedding Bingo. Here are some of your squares

-City hall
-Simple dinner with friends
-Marriage is pointless and sexist
-Engagement rings are sexist
-Wedding dresses are sexist
-Choosing to take your husband’s…

i love wedding planning and spreadsheets and I love love and if you ever have any questions or comments or just want a random internet persons opinion - Im’ here for you girl!

just stopping by to say RIP i thee dread

Right?! Like, “I celebrated my love in this super ahead of it’s time OG hipster way and now anyone that tries to do that is posing and anyone that doesn’t try to do that is a Scrooge McDuck evil rich person who doesn’t truly understand love”.

I’m currently planning my wedding, and as the last of my friends to get married (I’ve been a VERY good sport time and time again as I have spent thousands on bachelorette parties, showers, weddings, gifts, etc) c’mon now...let me have my time to enjoy and celebrate! No need to hate on other people’s happiness! Sheesh.

You sound both pretentious and bitter.

I know yesterday I said I wanted more long prose articles but maybe I misspoke...

Why is everybody hating on photobooths? They can be really fun and a good opportunity to be goofy, even if you prefer not to have props.

Professional photographers cost a lot of money because they’re worth a lot of money. You want a professional to take photos for 8-10 hours, then process/airbrush/curate those photos? It’s going to cost you at least $1500. Anything less and you’re probably dealing with an amateur and/or a crook.

This is absolutely amazing. Honestly, a great work, I really found it fascinating. Love this line, which made me almost spit out water from laughing:

Off topic, but have you ever seen a person suit the name Kody more than that asshole?

They are actually from When Harry Met Sally.

I communicate with my wife in text emojis and noises from three fart apps.

Counterpoint: She is a professional entertainer, and this entertained me.

Is it weird that I want to know more about your outfit in case I ever need to go to a place like this? Like what kind of black pants? Where’s the sweater from?

Prom 2001 here. Yep, It was frosted eyeshadows, chunky heels and frosty matching dresses in pastels.

“My friend’s nutritionist”

THIS IS ONE OF MY BIGGEST FEARS AHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhh