I found a picture of it! Notice the Payless Dyeables shoes.

Prom ‘94 in Montana. I’m in the short blue dress (that my mother made me.)

I went the spaghetti strap route for my 1994 prom dress. Not pictured are my black satin opera-length gloves because that was the absolute height of sophistication and a MUST HAVE.

I've had three hairy babies (pictured above), but that's some next level stuff.

I’ll just leave this here. This is one of the songs Sara Bareilles wrote for the show.

You know, I bought a romper for a vacation, and enjoy it immensely, but that’s not what I want from BR. I want fucking v-neck sweaters and a-line skirts and they are not bringing any of that right now.

WAY TO RUIN IT EVEN BEFORE THE EPISODE AIRS

I was like, “I don’t see a picture of the ring, maybe if I watch this video I’ll be able to catch a glimpse of—ARGH! I’ve been blinded!”

Honestly I am completely unable to wrap my mind around the size of that ring.

I made a burner for this. No one knows this story except me, my husband and our healthcare providers. I had an abortion of a baby I wanted more than anything, ever. I loved her so much.

I think the closest I can recall in real life was when Owen Labrie’s lawyers dressed him in a nerd costume for his sexual assault trial so he didn’t look like the captain of the varsity rape team anymore.

Hate-watching? Fuck that I love watching this show. No guilt involved, it’s pure pleasure. I guess a lot of the fun is debating where the bullshit ends. But you’re dead right about the contestants setting themselves up for intense emotional pain. You really have to have a sociopathic streak to enjoy it. The weirdest…

Lace reminded me so much of Cecily Strong’s “Girl You Wish You Weren’t Talking to at a Party” character on SNL. Like, to the point where I thought she was trolling and waiting for people to say something.

The show is terrible. It’s 30 women fighting over a not-too-bright guy who (let’s face it) isn’t even that great looking, hailing from some fakakta backwater of a town, all so that they can date said guy, potentially leave their own lives behind and move to said fakakta backwater town and live a potentially miserable…

I think that episode is the best of the whole series (I mean, everyone thinks that, right? I hope it’s established fact.), and that scene is one of the main reasons.

Off topic: can we bring back Pissing Contest? Pretty please?

Martha’s Least Favorite Things

“That is not a good thing” by Martha.

IKR?
Although the flowery “exit only” font had me full on *laughing*.

(suitable to laminate and hang on one’s front door perhaps?)

There’s no way Fresh Choice isn’t the name of the section with the sad prepackaged wraps inside a gas station.