I thought it was watermelon? I like watermelon.

“Give me alcohol!”

The best moment was Sonja’s hat at her vaginaplasty appointment.

Leo has the worst IG. I, too, thought it would be full of models and vaping. I don’t need to see a dying polar pear in my feed!

I read once that you lose points for picking a wedge in gymnastics!

For $1200 you think they could make the butts big enough to avoid such massive wedgies.

RE: Tomato juice on airplanes

They were totally feeding him “future bachelor” lines anyway. Are you still single? Do you still believe in love? Do you think she’s out there?

I mean there are weekly/monthly passes for people who take SEPTA all the time. But, for someone like me who takes it once in a while when the weather is bad, I have to constantly tote around an arsenal of tokens OR hope that whatever station I’m in has a token machine (not all of them do) AND that I have cash (because…

Personally I enjoyed, “It’s like taking your pants off...and getting kicked in the nuts.”

Ride ‘em cowboy!

Not really!

She looked pretty cool.

GAH those fucking tokens drive me insane.

I’m not ashamed to admit that I saw this on Broadway and I loved it.

I met her at a book signing at the Pennsylvania Conference for Women and had all of these witty one-liners I wanted to say to her when it was my turn, but all I could stammer out was, “Your jacket is so cool.”

My parents did the same thing, although they sat on their front porch all night so they could hear him through the window a little (no baby monitors).

You do you, girl.

I somehow missed this all. What season?!

And that woman’s tan...