Her skin does look fantastic.

Vinny the “barber” had the worst haircut, too.

Did anyone else notice that it was DAYTIME after the rose ceremony? That was one long-ass night.

Jordan wasn’t even an NFL player. He was cut by three different teams and only ended up on the practice squad.

I know how I react when my milk says “Good before 5/20" and it IS 5/20. I would not be chill about a condom in my cervix for MULTIPLE days.

And had sex again knowing it was in there!

I love me some frosted mini wheats but they make me OVER regular ifyouknowwhatimean.

I got one too for an author I read a lot of in the past!

BH lost me this season. If i had to hear Yolanda butcher “Munchausen” one more time I was going to lose it.

She is on POINT this season. I love it.

Below Deck is the best. I don’t know anyone else who watches it!

Slamming someone’s head into a bathroom sink is normal teenage behavior? Plotting to jump someone during school with a group of people should just result in, “oh kids these days!”? You’re nuts.

Agreed- there aren’t any pockets inside and they become a bit of a trap once you throw things in there!

The big Longchamp Le Pliage totes are pretty sturdy and come in a LOT of colors. The price isn’t terrible either. And, you can fold it up and throw it in a smaller bag and use it if you go grocery shopping later in the day!

Kate Spade comes out with a new “object” clutch all the time and I LOVE them - flower pots, ice cream cones, wicker frogs... they’re extremely expensive and I told my husband the other day that I want to be rich enough to own ALL of them.

Dads at concerts should be a new thing. I remember having a lengthy conversation with a dad in a tweed blazer at a Lady Gaga concert years ago. He was with his 14 year old daughter and a whole slew of her friends. They were adorable.

I love this man, just as I love my own dad who drove me 2 hours to see a boy-band in concert and sat in a hotel across the street and read a book the whole time. Oh also my mom came to the concert with me and wore earplugs the whole time. Ah middle school.

I'm getting married this weekend and it's costing me a fortune and my bridesmaids are wearing matching robes and I. Can't. Fucking. Wait. BOOM.

Eh my wedding photographer threw one in for free. There’s a little alcove area in my reception space - it’ll fit in there. Use it, don’t use it. The people in the photos generally look like they’re having a good time though!

Did anyone read The Marriage Plot? Not my favorite, but there’s a big spanking scene towards the end that toes the line of dominace vs sexual.