I STILL cannot figure out what they mean. My venue is listed as $$$$ and is nowhere near most of the other places I looked at that are $$ or $$$. WTF KNOT.

OH wait - I’m forgetting he molested his sisters. That’s pretty sick and not normal. Does that mean he has a sex addiction? No, but he definitely needs treatment of some kind.

Right - there’s nothing wrong with looking at porn and being sexual (the monogomy conversation is for another day). But he’s been brough up so repressed, both sexually and emotionally, that I’m not surprised he lashed out.

What do all these right-wing religious nuts have to say about gay marriage now? Here’s your wholesome, Christian family! What a way to “honor” the sanctity of marriage!

I heard this too!!!

And you’re reading a wedding blog because...

I think engagement rings are considered “conditonal gifts,” which are different. So, “I’m giving you this ring to keep under the condition that we get married.” So if the marriage never happens, he probably does have a right to sue her for the ring.

Get the insurance immediately (trust me), but add it as a rider to your home insurance and you’ll barely know it’s there.

He’s got a “wandering eye.”

Don’t forget the Adam Levine rumors!

That sounds DELICIOUS! Yes we had to forgo a few things because our parents “didn’t get it” either, but it’s all good (and yummy) in the end! :)

Circle tables? Pfft. For peasents.

CHIVARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!! Please send it to me. When a friend got married and yacked on and on about Chivari chairs I was like, ew get a life. Now I can’t escape them! Chivari chairs fo’ life!

I feel like it’s becoming much more common to not have traditional “favors” that just end up in the trash. I’ve been to a few weddings where the favor was a slice of wedding cake in a little paper bakery bag on the way out. Great for stuffing in your face on the bus ride home and also in the morning!

It’s ok. There’s all this wedding vocabulary you fall victim to that you think is normal, such as:

I have to know...did you go for the food trucks?!

We need to a series where professional waxers TELL ALL!

For me, it has nothing to do with wanting to be like a pre-pubsecent girls (ew that’s sick). I don’t like the way it looks sticking out of my underwear/bathing suit and I don’t like the way it feels.

45 MINUTES?! What the hell were they doing down there?!

That's a Hyundai.