not the point, but bats have fur. 

Yup, never going over there because of the hate, and parking lot.

Yeah, over marinated chicken gets really weird, each strand of muscle stands out, and it gets weirdly hard but mushy at the same time?

I’ve never had Chick-fil-A, they’re building one in my town now, but it’s going to share a parking lot that started out with a terrible design with Trader Joe’s. Do they brine their chicken? The texture of chicken breast that’s been brined for too long freaks me out.

Did anyone see The Nevers? The laziness! It’s 1896, Victoria is queen and a German guy says My cousin, the King.

I’m guessing it was more picking up poop, then not washing her hands. 

I know it’s apocryphal, but, it was about the Mexican American War and Texas!

Oh yeah, gold is real heavy!

Ok, crimes aside, he's a bajillion years old, and blind in at least one eye, how much of a show could he really do for the rape apologists who would pay to see him?

There was a listing the next town over from me, and property included a 1850s manse, a church, with professional kitchen in the basement, and working organ! Come on! Who wouldn’t want to wake up their “neighbors” (houses are pretty spread out) playing the opening to Phantom of the Opera. The house across the street is…

Ohmagod!! Kittens!!! We think we’re ready to get another cat, after a vacation we have planned in the fall, but we don’t even know where to start. I get my kitty 18 years ago, a lot of places around here say you need a reference? What kind of reference?

He sounds really nice! And hell yeah better commute!

It's like a sourdough pita. I rolled it out thinner than the guy from the article did, so it would cook faster on the grill without burning on the outside

If you win a vitamix blender in a work fitness challenge, it turns out you feel just as compelled to use it as often as possible, even though you are not the one who spent a stupid amount of money, on a blender. I made GoddessofTransitory’s jalapeno pesto this week, with spaghetti, and today’s creation, frozen…

Ethylene gas, if you’re curious. 

“No preparation, unless it contain[s] actual Radium, will retain its power. If it contain[s] actual Radium, it will retain its power practi- cally forever”

42?! 

That drives me nuts every time it comes up! That’s not what, or who for the most part, HIPAA applies to!

Dictionary episode for me.

Do you think I lack family connections would be an appropriate answer for why I think I’m single? It’s peasants all the way back in my family. Also, pfft, husband is in the way.