If that's not already her slogan, it very much should be.

I think their treadmill deck is also higher off the ground than normal treadmills, making it easy for small children and pets to get under there.

Go get them Nguyen! 

Stew Leonard’s has very good prices on butter, and I assume milk, I don’t drink milk and don’t buy it very often, because they have their own dairy farm.

My mom and I used to be exactly the same height, but she has shrunk noticeably in the past year, I think her forehead is about at my eye level now, and she’s more than 20 years younger than Jimmy Carter.

For a dog that can't even live its best dog life because of selective breeding none the less.

Maybe it's just my place of work, but holidays are part of our PTO

I really hate PTO instead of days for specific reasons, but 6 days?! Damn, even for Walmart that seems stingy.

Yup, back when I was working in retail, you didn't get paid if you weren't working, so almost everyone came in when they were sick.

What is going on in that picture? It looks like the women have a blood pressure cuff over their abdomen, but hooked up to a vacuum?  While getting a tan from their shoulder up only? And why do they have to hold the hose up?

It's just easier to keep it on sometimes 

But what of you are young and healthy and have a previously unknown congenital heart defect? A friend of mine from college died at 28 a month after getting married from a previously undetected heart defect. 

There’s a park across the street from the hospital where I work, and I like to go for a walk at lunch time. A few people use the path, and I have a nodding acquaintance with some of them now, but one older lady has decided we’re actual friends now and stops me to chat. It was ok at first, but yesterday she stopped me…

Oh most definitely.

I was looking forward to that plant based beer they were going to force on everyone.

I only realized they were having the ceremony yesterday afternoon. I didn't watch because I don't think I saw a single one of the movies. 

If we can sue people for being ridiculous now, she might be first in my line of people for behaving like a baby

I was starting to worry, I hope everything is ok with the Goddess!

If you still have the owner’s manual for your range, it should have instructions for recalibrating our oven.

I love French bread pizza, and English muffin pizza!