Who knew he was non-exempt and qualified for that over time?

Did Tasty D-Lite really believe ice cream was invented around 1887?

I know, it's a terrible system. Something will turn up.

They do look similar 

Now I have to know what rice and cucumber pie is. 

So fancy!

I’m so glad you’re feeling a bit better.

I do wish it was easier to make, say, two cinnamon rolls at a time.

That is such a great feeling isn't it? And yay for the vaccine!

I'm sure you already know, but don't forget dried seaweed or some other source of taurine for the kitties!

Was the caterer Lindsey Bluth? Serving her poached salmonella?

What’s everyone been up to in the kitchen? Bread was in heavy rotation around here, look at my beautiful loaf of bread!

Is that show worth watching? I watched the first episode and never got back to it.

Just thinking about my awful job has had me tense all day. I’m so glad it’s Friday.

I work in a hospital now, and luckily I have good managers who say it’s not worth risking your life to come to work, but before every snow storm, the corporate overlords send out an email about planning for snow, and even if the governor shuts down the roads, you’re still allowed to drive with your hospital badge

Wold it really be so bad if you hit by a car and broke your left arm? You need your right arm, and legs for driving.

It was a really bad time in my life. I tell people who are having bad time at work to just quit, you and your mental health are so much more important than a job.

I had one job where after I had gotten to the parking lot, I had to spend five minutes just psyching myself up to get out of the car and go into the building. I also thought about driving off a bridge on my way home. I think I have you beat CBS lady. 

There should be a police officer black list, that you get on after killing someone you're supposed to be protecting and serving, and once you're on that list, you can't be hired as a cop the next town over. 

As person who only went to Classic Law and Order university,  it seems like a stretch.