Literal Commie Trash!

I’m imagining someone buying The Lorax, to own the Libs, sitting down, actually reading, and realizing that “This is some Commie trash!”

Yeah, it seems the way they’ve set up getting an appointment everywhere is not elderly friendly, at all. I have a client who memorized my direct number and he’s been calling and keeping me up to date on his quest to get an appointment and his COPD. I keep recommending the massive vaccine sites, you stay in your car…

That's a tough situation,  I'm sorry.

Well, granted we’re a tiny little state, but appointments here will open to 35 to 16 years in May, it could be sooner than you think!

Ugh, I know. A coworker, whose husband I knew was a MAGAT so we just don't discuss politics, was telling me about an "interesting" theory she heard from her brother about the trade war with China, something something, the only way for the Chinese to crush it(?) would be with a pandemic, and low and behold, there's a…

I got my first dose of the vaccine the same day as President Biden, so I'm clearly better than Trump. My hospital should pay me extra for my vaccine ambassadorship. I take a walk almost every day at lunch, and I see the same people almost every day, and I've told almost all the people on my walk about my experience…

He has a face that just scams RUFIES! RAPE! AVOID, AVOID!

I'm still delighted when I hear The President, and realize that doesn't mean Trump!

I love their adobo seasoning, lots of garlic and cumin! and no salt, so you can adjust to your own tastes.

Someone who has already decided assaulting people in public restrooms is the best use of their time isn’t like to wait until they have to put in more effort into getting in the women’s bathroom.

I have the Chicago seasoning in my cabinet! I don't think I've ever used it for burgers though.

I've never made banana bread either, but my husband really hates bananas, so probably not something I'll ever make.

Wow, you did a lot! How did your ice cream and your lox turn out?

Is the feta flavor really strong? It just seems like too much feta.

I've seen a few of those! The legs always have no structure, I thought if I was going to make one, I would use bandy straws to make the knees look more realistic.

Food photography is so hard!

At the start of your story, I thought you were going to say that you fainted. That’s happened to me, my blood pressure just drops, and doctors don't know why, my mother and her father had the same problem, but your situation sounds much scarier. 

I'd be sure to have black bean tacos, or your preferred vegetarian version on hand. I'll be sure to post the cats, I had hoped to have one done today,  ut I e ded up spending longer than I expected at the mechanic's today.

Oh my goodness! I'm glad to hear you're relatively ok!