Oh for the love of god.

Knowing that Tim Roth was originally tapped to be Snape (and would have been closer to the actual age of Snape’s character in canon) but turned down the role to do Planet of the Apes back in the early 00s will haunt me for the rest of my life. I love Rickman, but the way Snape was written became a little too slapstick…

Oh, lighten up, Ethel.

I realize Mimi marches to the beat of her own (possibly imaginary) drum, but Judge Judy says the woman should always return the ring regardless of which party ended the engagement. I’m with Judy on this, especially considering Mimi’s vast personal fortune.

Is spitting at a regular citizen also considered aggravated assault, or only spitting at a cop?

Why the fuck is the mayor weighing in? Doesn’t HE have anything better to do?

They’re not though, short of a few games in the last fourteen months she has not defended her position. You cannot become a top rank and then go “good game, not playing anyone so I cannot be replaced.”

I believe you can go ahead and change that headline to “Designer *Once* Popular With Kate Middleton Starts Royal Wedding Dress Beef.”

For some reason, in my mind, I keep on hearing Morgan Freeman narrate the sexual harassment: “Morgan didn’t realize the way he terrorized women on the set. I don’t know if he wasn’t able to read their reactions or if he just didn’t care.”

TBH that flower ball is ridiculous and I’d obviously never spend money on such a thing, but it’s also beautiful and I would like to receive one as a gift (HINT HINT HINT COMMENTERS).

Hold on. I’m no fan of Goop, but she has never ever been known to berate and/or harass any of her coworkers.

Jennifer Garner bores me to tears. Used to like her during the “Alias” years, but now she’s all about the Minivan Majority™, branding herself by posting cutesy photos of her life as a MOM and pap strolling her way to and from church.

Just get a dog like a normal person, Jen.

That particular shade of blonde is so off on her! There is too much red in it and it brings out all the redness in her face. IMO she should go lighter and a little cooler. I can’t believe her hair colorist thought this looked ok and let her walk out of the salon.

Lucy Liu is beautiful, but blonde is not her color.

A source tells E! the two “met through friends at a dinner party and hit it off” earlier this year. Said another source, “He was a billionaire. She, uh, wasn’t. Can I make it any more obvious?”

Sorry. This is still bizarre rationalizing to me. Clearly she was disturbed, and her and her child’d deaths are tragic. But I tend not to sympathize with people who murder children. Someone else here mentions it: your views on free will ought to go far in explaining your thoughts on these two events (the other being…

Seeing people defend her disgusting actions is making me sick. She’s a killer. It doesn’t matter if her ex was abusive, because, in the end, she did something way worse than he ever did.

Are you gonna defend the Santa Fe shooter with the same logic?

You’re defending the murder of a child?