What’s wrong with not wanting more kids?

“That kind of sucks, too, because it’s like, ‘Damn, my size is what makes me famous?’” she says, hoping that one day she won’t have to answer questions about her body.

Good for them.

Oh so a temporary ban?

And the timing of that confession was perfection! “Is this going to hurt? No? Ok, btw it was totally me who killed your son.” I’m actually surprised Jaime didn’t pull out his sword right then (character growth?).

The headline made him sound cute and whoever cited him like a killjoy. 2,000 bottles, though? That’s enough to make me a killjoy too. Take out a personal ad.

Oh I don’t know - she’s ninety-fucking-four! That’s BEYOND a good run by any possible measure. The fact that she still has a column at all, is sort of miraculous. How many working nonagenarians does anyone know?

I don’t know. I read that article this morning and was surprised at the number of comments about it being “sad.” IMO, just the fact that Smith is 94 years old and has enough mental acuity to be aware of her irrelevance automatically makes it not sad. What is unfortunate is that she only defines herself by what she…

I’m wondering how she even ‘knows’ he gave it to her. From the way the story is reported it sounds like she’s had no symptoms, but got tested because it became public he had it and then she came up positive. I don’t think the test can tell when you got it, so she could have had it without symptoms for years. This is a…

Not gonna lie. I do still yell “Mjolnir!” when random things fly by me. Which, considering I have three young sons, is probably more often than you think.

Watching the Night Manager, I started to possibly consider maybe beginning to understand the attraction of Hiddleston. Then Hiddleswift happened and my vagina slammed shut like a beartrap.

To be honest, I don’t even care. Loki saved the Thor movies for me. Aside from Loki, it was bland with a side serving of bland and yawn who cares-stakes.

As someone who has never seen any of these movies and just the PR posters for them, watching this trailer was SUPREMELY wild/not gonna lie, funny. What in the world is Thor doing with the Hulk in a fantasy world gladiator setting?? Is that JEFF GOLDBLUM?? Is Iron Man also in this? Where’s batman?? Can’t believe I’ve…

I am ridiculously excited for this movie. I’m really happy to see that after making two Thor movies with a somewhat serious tone, the studio is going FUCK IT, WE’RE JUST GOING TO MAKE IT AN 80s METAL MOVIE.

And Hela. Is. Everything.

Why? Why allow someone who cannot legally sign a contract for a refrigerator or anything else to enter into marriage contract? Why is it a great idea for 16-year-olds to get married?

It is illegal though. The city recognizes that a loud, parked ice cream truck is a nuisance. He can play his song to drum up business all he wants as long as he keeps moving. When he stops to make some sales, it’s supposed to go off. When he needs more customers, he moves on. These are the rules the ice cream truck…

That doesn’t add up. First of all, your friend is only a mandatory reporter for things she is made aware of in the course of her job (as a teacher, social worker, doctor, etc.). While she may feel a moral obligation to report something she sees while “off duty”, she is not legally mandated. Second of all, just “seeing…

Wait they are required to report FAS symptoms? I’m just curious what would look clearly like FAS and not any other number of things? I’m not knowledgable about FAS but it just seems like a high bar to expect people (unless you mean medical professionals) to be able to point at something as FAS.

They may have been chasing down the aurora borealis maybe? I spent many hours wandering through fields trying to get a glimpse. What has the world come to that no one feels comfortable taking a midnight stroll?

Charlize: “It’s pretty dark out here. I’m getting scared!”