"Who the hell is Girls Generation? How did they win if I don't know who they are?" Fixed.

I think there's something wrong with Doc's link...

Alright, touche. Good point.

In any case, every crack in Hyrule corresponds with a specific place on the map in Lorule. Lorule itself has seven dungeons, and though these dungeons may seem similar to those in A Link To The Past, they've got different sorts of puzzles and layout. All seven of these dungeons are available for you to explore in…

*Raises hand*

Then they need to get these re-installed in planes.

Oh. Well in that case, I have to get my mind out of the gutter, big time. Uh...yeah.

What are those metal things? And what is he even doing, anyway?

Hmm. Can't go wrong with Gutsman.

Some Pokemon are cute. Some Pokemon are weird. Some Pokemon are household appliances. And then Espurr.

Man, I don't have kids (that I know of) and I'm dawwwwwing all over this PSA that the ESRB just put out. It's a reminder that it can be hard to say no when your kid's so excited for Ninja Attack!, or whatever they're clutching, and you want him or her to be happy. But it's important to read the ratings and use…

Funny. I'd actually say I'm more sensitive to pain than the people around me, and I've been called out a fair few times for this. Stubbing my toe feels like a thousand preschoolers all screaming in unison.

That may have been-a lots of fun for you, Mario, but man, that player got creamed. Maybe if the player didn't keep asking for Luigis over and over again and waste so many turns, Hapos could've been able to catch up.

Oh, okay. That makes sense.

Yes! That's exactly what I was thinking!

Oh, never mind then.

It was just an innocuous question. Are you being sarcastic or something?

Wow. Mario is speaking in complete sentences for an extended period of time. And I'm not bothered. At all.

Hence the asterisk. I didn't mean a Mario game that was just excellent (there were three of those on the NES) so much as a Mario game that was both excellent and changes things all over again. Innovation, ya know?

I liked the video, but the delivery was kinda flat.