I can totally understand all of those things. I bet it's even worse when the chalk is worn and flat instead of sharp.

No, no, no! Not your dad, my dad. Get it right.

The answer? Well, they're both renders, actually. For real.

So then it's the texture?

This is all brilliant! Absolutely brilliant!...that said, there don't seem to be an awful lot of original creations here. Not that I mind.

Is it the sound?

Brock: Will you two just make out already?

I wish I could recommend you twice. Everyone must see this.

Crytek, the developers of online shooter Warface, probably wish they'd never asked. Polling users across the world what they wanted to see in terms of female soldier design, the results are...well. See for yourself.

KILL HIM!!

Yeah, I see it too.

How can you tell if it's burnt?

I came here because I thought I'd find you here.

Dithering.

There were 25 pieces of chocolate at the beginning. I see 25 pieces of chocolate here. What the glomp is going on?

Then you’ll spend an hour in the shadows, punching out guards on a quest to assassinate a Somali warlord. If you’re like me, however, you’ll find yourself wishing you were back at the awkward high-school party.

Would you like to go into detail on that?

What do you mean by that?

Come to think of it, I think I've done that before.

Ever the optimist, I see.