I am constantly unsure why we dump excess food instead of just fucking giving it to the poor damnit. Hell, have a milk tanker pull up and put that shit in barrels so people can tap it into their own jugs. Drive it around like a fuckin ice cream truck.

Are you fucking kidding me? No nomination for Rhea Seehorn (AGAIN!)?

4. Addendum- if you have a problem with them, maybe talk with them about it first instead of banging a stranger to try to solve things, Mad Men style

Yeah, I guess everyone’s different, but it just doesn’t seem that hard to me? I’ve been married 13 years, had some rocky bits, but monogomy is non-negotiable for us.

On Letter Writer #1: finding other people attractive is pretty much unavoidable. If you were capable of finding your partner attractive, you’re capable of finding other people attractive. People who think that monogamy means not finding anyone else attractive ever are setting themselves up for failure.

I have moved to California. There are good parts and bad parts. The quality of the produce is one of the good parts. Now, normally a fruit cup with cantaloupe in it leaves one looking for the not cantaloupe bits. But I’m here to tell you that peak freshness cantaloupe is so amazing. It’s so creamy and sweet. It’s…

The first letter writer’s partner sounds like he’s gaslighting her. “Feeling down, feeling unattractive? Look at these hot nudes this woman who I’m totally not going to have sex with but totally wants to blow me is sending at all hours of the day and night! If only there was some way of stopping her clearly…

Space Force, on Netflix. I ain’t finished it, but this show is fucking fantastic. Who the fuck gave this show less than A+ status? If the second episode of the series doesn’t have you in stitches than i do not know what the fuck. This show is arrested development good.

I will hunt a mother fucker down if they even think of messing with this guy! As a child of color I grew up in shit neighborhood with a shit school system that was just passing me on through the grades. I was in the 3rd grade and I could not read. His show, was the one thing that made me want to learn to read.

Soaking doesn’t really help much; once the water starts to cool down, they’re toast. Best thing to do is scrape / rinse as soon as you’re done eating, then coming back the next day for the actual wash.

I do much the same, except in one of those terra cotta-colored plastic “tortilla warmer” containers that are readily available anywhere you can also buy a tortilla press. I put them in there as I’m making the tortillas and cover it each time so they all steam themselves while I finish making the rest - this results is…

- The gag of Amy being super-obvious about covering her belly was funny, and even if that hadn’t happened I guess it makes sense that a roomful of detectives would figure out that Amy is pregnant before being told.

My boos send you best wishes! Hang in there.

I am feeling like absolute shit right now. I lost my job. Normally I would burn off some stress by hiking with my dog, but she has an injured foot. I had one interview cancelled this week because they are in a hiring freeze, and today I had a phone interview that went well, but they refuse to extend an offer until we…

Wait, he works in a restaurant that doesn’t give free beer to the kitchen? Is this the norm or have I worked in places that are awfully generous?

I’m glad you pointed out one big problem with the common glib sssertion that “baking is a science” and talked about how fruit is a big variable.

Dean Norris’ appearance this season is gonna rock!!!

Still, it’s better to have watched The Good Place and lost than to never have watched The Good Place at all.

This is one of the 10 best “sitcoms” ever.

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