No idea.

Your only options aren't to A.) find a nice Jewish girl and start a serious relationship or B.) hire a prostitute. Go to bars where single people hang out and talk to women. Don't worry so much about seeming too predatory in those cases, as long as you take no for an answer. Or try online dating, starting with a site…

Mr Savage like organs!

I occasionally browse the Craigslist Casual Encounters just for fun when I'm bored. I don't respond or anything (the Missed Connections can also be a fun read). Anyway, I came across a great one a few days ago, so it's time for…

It would be a pretty boring book if it was a fictional novel, but she was just writing honestly about her personal experiences in prison, which I found fascinating. She acknowledges multiple times that she had it easier than most of the other inmates, and that she made friends pretty easily, but I don't see why that…

Just a spambot, sorry to disappoint. When I posted my comment there were three spambot comments in a row.

Yeah, that was my first thought. Seems like this is in really poor taste.

Okay, does anyone else see the thing right above the comments section that says Sponsored Comment, and then This comment was deleted? What the hell is that?

Songs (whole album):
1. Word Crimes
2. Foil
3. Tacky
4. Sports Song
5. Jackson Park Express
6. Handy
7. NOW That's What I Call Polka!
8. First World Problems
9. Lame Claim to Fame
10. Mission Statement
11. My Own Eyes
12. Inactive

All I want is to be Al's best friend. Is that really so much to ask?

This is getting ridiculous.

I was a little skeptical about the post-apocalypse thing as well, because it's so overdone, but I'm liking the book so far. I'm only about 75 pages in, but it appears to be a much more realistic apocalypse than other apocalypses. I'd call it more dystopian than apocalyptic, because it's not like half the population…

I really hope it's "Jackson Park Express". I don't want it to be "Inactive", by far the most forgettable song on the album. If he were going to do a video of "Inactive" I would think he'd stick in the middle somewhere, because he'd want to finish on a strong note, and "Jackson Park Express" would be perfect for that.

I wanted to enjoy this video, but I was too distracted because there's a pixel out in the corner of my screen.

Yeah, I was in pep band in college, and I wish this had come out then. I could totally see my band doing this song.

Let's get it to 100%!

Some people at my company tried to muster up interest in doing a "Happy" music video a couple of months ago. Each department that volunteered would get a portion of the song. I don't think any departments volunteered.

Yeah, but now we have to scroll further to get to the comments.

I swear that must have been written by my ex-boyfriend. He cooked spaghetti for me once and acted like he expected me to be all impressed that he could cook.

When I saw there was a song called "Handy" I thought for a second that he was getting really dirty, but then I realized my mind was just in the gutter.