Maybe if they put a lot of pictures in it.

Yeah, he doesn't look like someone who eats five dozen eggs every morning. Maybe two dozen, tops.

Okay, but can you at least acknowledge that some people would be completely unhappy without having their kinks fulfilled? If she isn't willing to do this for him (or let someone else do it), they are sexually incompatible. The only reason I said she should try it is because they have been married for 10 years. If they…

The solution is pretty obvious. DND and GAY should switch partners.

Actually, I was thinking Tarzan looks a whole lot like Matthew Fox (just slightly younger).

I thought it was vetted, too, which I thought was funnier somehow.

I noticed that too, and I loved that they didn't call attention to the joke. It's so funny, but so easy to miss. That's why I love re-watching all the episodes.

He's the best at deadpan comedy since Leslie Nielsen.

It sounds like she likes teasing the guy. She sleeps over but bans anything below the belt. She puts her hand in his underwear but doesn't touch his dick, then expects him to plead and beg for it.

Her dresses were usually pretty, but they were all the same and showed no range whatsoever. The only thing she was good at was picking nice fabrics. I don't know what dirt she had on the judges, but it must have been juicy.

Agreed. I want to like this because of Gunn, but it seems too similar to Project Runway, which I am absolutely tired of by now.

She shouldn't have been surprised, but it seems she was hoping he had a secret assertive side she was trying to coax out. The problem is they both want the other to be more aggressive. The best solution is probably to take turns being the more dominating/assertive one.

Yeah, that makes her seem kind of immature and inexperienced. She automatically thinks a guy is gay just because he's not going wild for her and begging for sex? She needs to get over herself.

She says it's a real mood-killer, and that it grosses her out, which seems like an overreaction. It doesn't sound like he's asking her to do something really extreme. They should obviously start light. I can understand that it doesn't turn her on, but if the sex they're having isn't doing it for him, she should…

There was a great Colbert Report segment about a small rural town that had an openly gay mayor, and pretty much everyone in the town was very tolerant:

I was just glad Jim Parsons didn't win.

Yes, absolutely. I don't know why most people only seem to consider adoption as a very last resort. If I did want kids, I wouldn't want to rush into having them with a partner I'm not totally sure about. And if they do adopt, most people only want to adopt babies, even though there are plenty of older kids who need…

Don't you see? Sports is serious business. You can't have fun with it, like it's a game or something.

My impression from this column is that Teti actually likes football, but he just wanted to have some fun with it and write a column unlike all the other football columns out there. Just because you make jokes about something doesn't mean you don't like it. I watch some football, but I'm not a diehard fan, and in-depth…

I went to a small Division III school, and I was in the pep band, and a lot of the people in the band were really spirited. Oftentimes the games that were the most fun were the women's games that were sparsely attended, because we'd have these weird chants during the other team's free throws when everyone else was…